Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/8 - 6:00pm

[GCTF]

So does the Florimonster.

 

Sorry, homeruns don't count.

[Willihammer]

I wonder if, in games like this where both starters are getting shelled, opposing managers ever get into a staring contest. "I won't bust into my bullpen if you don't bust into yours" kind of thing.

 

edit: Guess not.

[GCTF]

So long, Webbie.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I've never seen a game like this before... These guys aren't just hitting the ball, they're launching the damned thing to the moon every time.

[Guest USAFChief]

Leave it to Gardy. A slow pitch softball game breaks out and he hasn't added a rover to the OF yet.

[Willihammer]

3 games into this series it finally dawned on me why Red Sox fans are so rowdy. they have 3 and a half hours to drink before last call

[LaBombo]

One has to wonder if Mauer could bat .400 in a Red Sox uniform.

If he had spent his career in Boston, it would have already happened.

[LaBombo]

Leave it to Gardy. A slow pitch softball game breaks out and he hasn't added a rover to the OF yet.

Dick with the "slow pitch softball swing" call just moments after your post....

[Willihammer]

Oswaldo must have seen Jenny Dell roaming the right field stands. He took a gander over there mid swing

[big dog]

All right Hicks...now would be good.

[notoriousgod71]

I hope Hicks goes deep and then flips his bat to Carroll.

[big dog]

...and it was good.

 

I retract my 15-10 prediction. 15 runs may not win this game.

[LaBombo]

Now if we could just get opposing teams to use only left-handed pitchers when Hicksie is in the lineup.

[GCTF]

4 run lead, restored. We'll just lay back and enjoy the rest of the game, I'm sure

[Guest USAFChief]

9 runs on the board in the top of the 2nd. Anybody feel safe?

[Brock Beauchamp]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[big dog]

Definitely time to have Florimon pee in the cup. Holy crap.

[GCTF]

Enjoy this, we all know they won't score anymore runs for the rest of the week.

[notoriousgod71]

Put in Aceves!! I want to fully enjoy this **** show.

[Guest USAFChief]

That one's a BIP, Cunuck.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I expect to see Belichick make some adjustments at halftime.

 

The Patriots are still in this one, folks.

[buckninetyone]

[Guest USAFChief]

I expect to see Belichick make some adjustments at halftime.

 

The Patriots are still in this one, folks.

Don't forget, He's also coaching against the Vikings' porous secondary.

[big dog]

Geez, we only got 7 runs in the second inning. What's wrong with this team?

[GCTF]

 

Chihuahua!!

[Whammy]

The Twins .875 BABIP isn't sustainable

[Guest USAFChief]

Sprint back to your position, Hicksie.

[VATwinsFan]

All right. Who are those players in the blue jerseys and what have they done with the Twins?

[GCTF]

The Twins .875 BABIP isn't sustainable

 

Sox down to .800 after that AB. Pedro's just getting a bit luckier.

[notoriousgod71]

Way to throw it back to the infield, Hicksie!