Create Your Own Twins Sandwich

[Teflon]

 

For years the Stage Deli and Carnegie Deli created sandwiches honoring famous clientele such as:

Marv Albert - Corned Beef and Swiss Cheese.
Mel Brooks - Pastrami, Turkey and Swiss Cheese.
Katie Couric - Turkey, Ham and Swiss Cheese.
Clint Eastwood - Turkey, Tongue and Corned Beef.
Gloria Estefan - Tuna, Bacon, American Cheese, Lettuce and Tomato.

If you were creating a Twins version of the Stage Deli, what player-named sandwich creations would you put on the menu? Sandwich with the most likes wins.

[Vanimal46]

Derek Law Sliders: Sloppy joe with extra sauce because things get pretty messy when he’s pitching. One Yelp reviewer called it “Utterly disappointing. I’d rather eat at Burger King.” 
 

Colomé: Loaded up with bologna on homemade sourdough bread. Some would say it looks good on the surface, but when you dig into the advanced stats of the sandwich, it’s a bunch of bologna. 

[Squirrel]

The Astudillo: a stuffed arepa with everything in it ... a little shredded beef, chicken and pork, black beans, plantains, Caribbean cheese, guasacaca, tomatoes, rice ... yeah, I think that covers every position  

 

(Edit: if you've never had one ... go, find one now ... they are really, really good! Of course, I'd probably never order one with all of that in it, but ... there you go ... it's the perfect combo for Astudillo)

[Brock Beauchamp]

??????

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Berrios:

[ashbury]

A delicious Twins bratwurst, when only the wurst will do.

[RickOShea]

If Bremer says center-cut one more time.............................I'm gonna lock him in a butcher shop and blow it up.

[RickOShea]

WOW,  $5 tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, they're gonna pay us fans to see this farce.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 hour ago, RickOShea said:

WOW,  $5 tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Five dollars won’t even buy you a Dome Dog anymore (to get the thread back on track)

[Nick Nelson]

I love this thread concept and I wish I could come up with something clever. For now I will go with a Grilled Lamb and Jelly Meatball Club.

It's the most L's I could fit in a sandwich name. 

[Dave The Dastardly]

The Baldelli Bagel - chopped liver and under-cured corned beef on a bed of Garlick, tucked into a moldy bagel that's seen it's better days. Sure to get you a couple days off.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Turtle Soup - what you eat when everything else on the menu doesn't appeal to you. Surprisingly good.

[Dave The Dastardly]

The Alcala Arepa - what you order when you can't find the plate

[Dave The Dastardly]

The Barely Ober - one paper-thin slice of ham between two slender slices of French bread. Tasty, but needs more seasoning. Leaves the customer looking for more.

 

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 hour ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

The Barely Ober - one paper-thin slice of ham between two slender slices of French bread. Tasty, but needs more seasoning. Leaves the customer looking for more.

 

 

Yeah, without any mustard on that thing, no one is going to choke up on it.

[Teflon]

2 hours ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

The Baldelli Bagel - chopped liver and under-cured corned beef on a bed of Garlick, tucked into a moldy bagel that's seen it's better days. Sure to get you a couple days off.

Dang! We should call the Twins sandwich shop the Ball-deli!!

I would also offer an alternate Rocco Baldelli sandwich made with slow-cooked goose topped with a sweet & sour cranberry sauce.

[Dodecahedron]

Baldelli Surprise

A bowl of lukewarm Clam Chowder in a sippy cup with a cup of Budweiser and a ball of fried swiss cheese on the side. 

The perfect combination for a hot summer afternoon of Twins baseball in 2021!

[Teflon]

12 hours ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Five dollars won’t even buy you a Dome Dog anymore (to get the thread back on track)

Interesting fact - when the Metrodome Teflon roof was installed in 1982, 100s of pigeons were trapped inside. The Metropolitan Sports Commission was then forced to bring in an appropriate service to carry out a "final solution" on all the pigeons. Coincidentally, the next week, the Dome Dog debuted.

[LVTwinsfan]

14 hours ago, RickOShea said:

If Bremer says center-cut one more time.............................I'm gonna lock him in a butcher shop and blow it up.

That’s it, the Bremer, a deeply fried pork chop sliced and served on genetically modified wheat bread

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

27 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

That’s it, the Bremer, a deeply fried pork chop sliced and served on genetically modified wheat bread

Served with an easy “can of corn” fly ball on the side that can still induce one to a state of arousal. 

[Dave The Dastardly]

The Thorpedo - a kangaroo hot dog smothered in honey mustard, pickle relish and chopped red onions. Looks good but sure to sink your expectations. A couple of bites and you'll want to slip it Down Under.

[Dave The Dastardly]

The Sano Slam - a pound and a half of sliced beef on a 24" sub. Mayo, lettuce, chopped onions and three stacker pickles. Goes a long way.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Somebody better stop me. I'm getting hungry.

[Squirrel]

11 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

The Thorpedo - a kangaroo hot dog smothered in honey mustard, pickle relish and chopped red onions. Looks good but sure to sink your expectations. A couple of bites and you'll want to slip it Down Under.

Have you ever had kangaroo? It's actually pretty good

[Dave The Dastardly]

15 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Have you ever had kangaroo? It's actually pretty good

I haven't, but I'll jump at the opportunity.

[Brock Beauchamp]

49 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

The Thorpedo - a kangaroo hot dog smothered in honey mustard, pickle relish and chopped red onions. Looks good but sure to sink your expectations. A couple of bites and you'll want to slip it Down Under.

You forgot the vegemite.

[Squirrel]

40 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

I haven't, but I'll jump at the opportunity.

Head to Australia for a roo burger

[Squirrel]

23 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

You forgot the vegemite.

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