Game Thread: Twins vs Indians, 6/1 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Squirrel]

Rosario really plays up the crowd. He is an entertainer. It's awesome

He’s a great guy. My guess it’s not so much playing up as he is just one of those players naturally and genuinely tries to give back to the fans.

[Squirrel]

I'm totally OK with my weirdness, thank you.

Glad someone is.

[jimmer]

He’s a great guy. My guess it’s not so much playing up as he is just one of those players naturally and genuinely tries to give back to the fans.

I meant it as a compliment. He pumps up the fans.

[Nine of twelve]

My whole family is weird.

[USAFChief]

So Mrs Chief has been living with me for...let's just say, several decades now, and I think she has started to adopt my sense of humor.

 

She just asked me "Do you want dinner?"

 

To which I replied "What are my choices?"

 

"Yes and no."

[VATwinsFan]

Gordon was 3 for 5 this evening.  May went 3 IP, 1 BB, 1 H, 1 K, 0 R.

[OTPS300]

 

Glad someone is.

Apparently you don't know the derivative of Nine of twelve.

[Squirrel]

My whole family is weird.

I’m sure they are. It has to come from somewhere. But I’d guess that you take it to new heights.

[Squirrel]

I meant it as a compliment. He pumps up the fans.

Oh, I know ... was just embellishing the compliment.

[Squirrel]

Apparently you don't know the derivative of Nine of twelve.

He claims it’s he had tickets to 9 of 12 WS games played in MN. But he only went to 8 of them. So maybe we should just call him two-thirds instead of three-quarters.

[Squirrel]

Yesterday it was purple shoes. Today it’s purple socks.

 

[nicksaviking]

Wow, you know the Twins are winning when we get spammed and a half hour goes by with no one noticing!

[Platoon]

He claims it’s he had tickets to 9 of 12 WS games played in MN. But he only went to 8 of them. So maybe we should just call him two-thirds instead of three-quarters.

In baseball he would be .750

[Squirrel]

Well crap.

[USAFChief]

I was told there'd be no math.

[Squirrel]

Wow, you know the Twins are winning when we get spammed and a half hour goes by with no one noticing!

Well? Clean it up!

[Squirrel]

I was told there'd be no math.

Is your abacus broken again?

[Nine of twelve]

I was told there'd be no math.

There's never no math. (Negative x negative = positive.)

[USAFChief]

 

Is your abacus broken again?

No, not again.

 

Still.

[OTPS300]

 

He claims it’s he had tickets to 9 of 12 WS games played in MN. But he only went to 8 of them. So maybe we should just call him two-thirds instead of three-quarters.

I went to 3 of the 12 so I would be 1/4, or 6 of 24 or 12 of 48 and I have gone too far with this silliness. 

[Nine of twelve]

BTW, Minnesota 10, Canisius 1, Bottom 6.

[Squirrel]

I went to 3 of the 12 so I would be 1/4, or 6 of 24 or 12 of 48 and I have gone too far with this silliness. 

Yes you have. Next time recognize it before you type.

[Squirrel]

Taylor Swift is giving a concert tonight at Soldier Field and the Chicago Sky have a game at Wintrust Arena. Lots of people out there tonight. And my street is lined with limos.

[Nine of twelve]

I think nearby seismometers registered that slide.

[Squirrel]

Lol ... I can see a baseball game on the TV in a condo across the street. I can’t see who’s playing without binoculars, though.

[Platoon]

Taylor Swift is giving a concert tonight at Soldier Field and the Chicago Sky have a game at Wintrust Arena. Lots of people out there tonight. And my street is lined with limos.

Limos lining your street is not normal? Edited June 2, 2018 by Platoon

[LaBombo]

 

I think nearby seismometers registered that slide.

 

If you live in the metro and own a laser level, you might want to see if your house is still square.

[LaBombo]

 

Lol ... I can see a baseball game on the TV in a condo across the street. I can’t see who’s playing without binoculars, though.

 

So you're saying that the issue is a lack of binoculars.

[Platoon]

Lol ... I can see a baseball game on the TV in a condo across the street. I can’t see who’s playing without binoculars, though.

I always use a telescope on a tripod when I peek into the neighbors windows. My arms get tired holding binoculars that long.

[OTPS300]

I think Wilson was saying to himself "Please don't make to the gap"