Twins' 12 Days of Christmas

[Vanimal46]

On the 1st day of Christmas Falvine gave to me

Nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 2nd day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40 and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 3rd day of Christmas Falvine gave to me

A drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 4th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Burdi to the Pirates, a drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 5th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 6th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

41 year old Rodney,

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 7th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney,

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 8th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Napoli rumors (again?), Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

On the 9th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Gerrit Cole trade rumors, Napoli rumors (again?), Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

Help me finish the last 3 days!

[Squirrel]

Well, technically Van, today (Christmas Day) is the 1st day of Christmas and the 12th is on Jan. 5, so ... not sure you’ll get any days of Twins true love during this time.

 

You’re probably better off going with the song ”Wishin’ and Hopin’”

[Vanimal46]

On the 10th day of Christmas

Falvine gave to me

Zach Duke for the bullpen, Gerrit Cole trade rumors, Napoli rumors (again?), Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney

 

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

 

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

[h2oface]

 

On the 10th day of Christmas
Falvine gave to me
Zach Duke for the bullpen, Gerrit Cole trade rumors, Napoli rumors (again?), Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney

INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!

Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

Technically, the 12 days of Christmas is a made up concept, so you can make it what you want! Enjoying your parody.......

 

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

 

Straight No Chaser - The 12 Days of Christmas (original from 1998)

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I am all for artistic license.

 

If 3 spirits can visit Mr. Scrooge in 1 night, so can a true love bequeeth 12 days worth of gifts. Not like its groundhog day or something...

[goulik]

The song in my head is Mariah Carey singing

All I want for Christmas is Yu

[nclahammer]

Here's my two-cents (great start by the way),

 

On the 12th day of Christmas Falvine gave to me:

 

More Yu Darvish talk, Brave prospect Severino, A Duke in the bullpen,

Gerrit Cole trade rumors, Napoli rumors (again?), Fake Ohtani Twins buzz, 41 year old Rodney
INTERNATIONAL BONUS MONEY!!
Burdi to the Pirates, drafted Tyler Kinney, Thorpe and Gonsalves on the 40, and nothing so I had to keep waiting.

 

Happy New Year Twins fans!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

As i consider this creatively, i would probably dream big and not be bound by shallow concerns like reality.

 

and the cy young choice unanimous.

2 mvps

3 gold gloves

4 silver sluggers

5 east coast sweeps

6 all-star players

7 healthy starters

8 shutdown relievers

9 mashing batters

10 game august lead

11 cups of coffee

12 wins post season

 

but alas, that has no inherent commentary on the off season, do it?

 

Anyhow, Happy New Years!

[Vanimal46]

As i consider this creatively, i would probably dream big and not be bound by shallow concerns like reality.

 

and the cy young choice unanimous.

2 mvps

3 gold gloves

4 silver sluggers

5 east coast sweeps

6 all-star players

7 healthy starters

8 shutdown relievers

9 mashing batters

10 game august lead

11 cups of coffee

12 wins post season

 

but alas, that has no inherent commentary on the off season, do it?

 

Anyhow, Happy New Years!

I like this one a lot. Especially since we can emphasize 5 EAST COAST SWEEPS! In the song.