Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Blue Jays, 8/25@6:07pm CT

[70charger]

 

Thank God for Bux in CF.  I don't care if he bats 160, he saves them so many runs.

 

And hell, if he keeps bunting like that every time, he'll hit .500.

[USAFChief]

bunt-a-palooza

[70charger]

 

That Mauer guy should play more.

 

But then he would have to pitch a fit and force Molitor to put his name on the lineup card.

 

Uh oh. Can of worms?

[USAFChief]

Hawkins puts me to sleep.  

[twinsnorth49]

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:

Morgan: Hey, Joe… I’ve always wondered what it was like being a ghost.

McCarthy: It’s alright… it’s a lot like being alive only you are not.

Maddon: What kind of things do ghosts do?

McCarthy: I don’t know… we get together and play Pac-Man… we gather around the fire and tell people stories. The same stuff you guys do.

Mauer: If you don’t mind me asking… how did you die?

McCarthy: I was literally scared half to death… twice.

A day late, a dollar short. Been busy trying to recreate my youth.

 

If you meant Joe Morgan, the manager of the BoSox from some years back, I might have a systems collapse!

[USAFChief]

 

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

10 margaritas in already?

[Squirrel]

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

Me, too. Er, watching the Jays broadcast, but not in vomit mode.

[twinsnorth49]

But then he would have to pitch a fit and force Molitor to put his name on the lineup card.

 

Uh oh. Can of worms?

Walking the tightrope for sure.

[GCTF]

That Mauer guy should play more.

I can only assume he destroyed several bats and water coolers while demanding to be in the lineup against a lefty

[Aggies7]

Have you been drinking again?

Not yet

[twinsnorth49]

Me, too. Er, watching the Jays broadcast, but not in vomit mode.

I have a unique perspective on their over the top homerism.

[GCTF]

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

I know, right?

[Aggies7]

I can only assume he destroyed several bats and water coolers while demanding to be in the lineup against a lefty

Not for nothin' but 2-3 with 2 runs scored against...gasp...a lefty. Kind of helping us out tonight dontcha think

[GCTF]

10 margaritas in already?

It's all Buck Martinez related. Truly awful

[twinsnorth49]

Not for nothin' but 2-3 with 2 runs scored against...gasp...a lefty. Kind of helping us out tonight dontcha think

Stupid Mollie!

[mikeee]

sac fly.

rbi.

 

that rhymes!

[S.]

 

Hawkins puts me to sleep.  

Different strokes I guess. Personally, I think he's been the best of the fill in broadcasters this season. Though I also know not everyone shares my dislike of Torii or Smalley in the booth.

[twinsnorth49]

It's all Buck Martinez related. Truly awful

Buck has an incredible ability to make you want to punch yourself unconscious.

[twinsnorth49]

This Morales guy is a pudgy little fellow.

 

Not bad though.

[twinsnorth49]

Donaldson on 1 pitch, third time through the order is a big out.

[Aggies7]

Stupid Mollie!

You got a clubhouse pass yesterday? Cool! How'd you pull that off?

[twinsnorth49]

You got a clubhouse pass yesterday? Cool! How'd you pull that off?

It's the speculators pass, you have one, don't you?

[GCTF]

Buck has an incredible ability to make you want to punch yourself unconscious.

In a way I thought only Hawk Harrelson could

[Aggies7]

It's the speculators pass, you have one, don't you?

Yep, and there's no harm in showing it

[twinsnorth49]

Jays announcers seemingly unaware Bautista only hit dingers against the Twins at TF.

[USAFChief]

 

This Morales guy is a pudgy little fellow.

Not bad though.

"The Round Mound of Keep the Ball on the Ground."

 

http://theboombox.com/files/2016/08/Charles-Barkley-Nicholas-Hunt.jpg

[TwinsCD]

 

I'll have y'all know, I did NOT cook chicken for dinner tonight.

 

Chicken Parm here!!

[Aggies7]

Chicken Parm here!!

I had mcdonalds tonight. The nuggets were good, fries were not. No fast food tastes good to me anymore. I remember BK being awesome about 15+ years ago

[DocBauer]

Remember way back when, when Molitor thought Buck in the 3 hole was a good idea? Well...its been happening as of late and looks pretty good. Does he stay there when Sano comes back?