Game Thread: Twins vs. Angels, 7/5/17 @ 7:10 PM Central

[ashbury]

I don't know what facetious means but it sounds like I'm awesome. 

Surely you can't be seri-.... oh, I see what you did there.

 

_{^{/ and I'll stop calling you Shirley}}

[Aggies7]

Fox sports north runs that skip bayless/Shannon sharpe undisputed commercial. Like every break. DOES ANYONE WATCH THAT SHOW

[Puckett34]

"Need to score 1 at least to tie it"  

 

Thanks Jack

[Aggies7]

Couple of BS strike calls to start the inning

[Riverbrian]

 

Thank god pujols runs slower than my grandma, and she's been dead for years

 

Dude... You really shouldn't make her compete like that. 

 

 

[Aggies7]

Dude... You really shouldn't make her compete like that.

 

28 years ago today, this premiered

[LaBombo]

 

Speaking of major league expansion, San Antonio just landed a AAA team that will start in a few years. Wonder if they will build a park that could be expanded.

 

You're spot on. There are already some artist's renderings floating around on the internet. The waterfall in center-right field looks spectacular:

 

 

[drock2190]

Remember when it was rumored the Twins wouldn't part with Plouffe for Bedrosian?

 

 

[ashbury]

"Need to score 1 at least to tie it"  

 

Thanks Jack

Would that allow us to also take the lead?

[Puckett34]

6 run home runs are not possible.  

 

Not with that kind of attitude Jack.

[Puckett34]

 

Would that allow us to also take the lead?

[Cap'n Piranha]

I don't know what facetious means but it sounds like I'm awesome.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons quotations, from C. Montgomery Burns;

 

"I don't know what misogynistic means, but no girls!"

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So was Mauer available to pinch hit at least?

[LaBombo]

 

Remember when it was rumored the Twins wouldn't part with Plouffe for Bedrosian?

 

Some throwaway media piece referred to the Twins' recent history as "forgettable".  If only that were true.

 

http://sivers.org/images/fightclub.gif

[yarnivek1972]

Mauer has to hit in the 9th for Castro, does he not?

[ashbury]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons quotations, from C. Montgomery Burns;

 

"I don't know what misogynistic means, but no girls!"

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

[LaBombo]

 

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

 

Eh? / Eh.

 

 

So the correct answer is 'squiggle'.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Fox sports north runs that skip bayless/Shannon sharpe undisputed commercial. Like every break. DOES ANYONE WATCH THAT SHOW

Sadists and the Suicidal.

[ashbury]

Eh? / Eh.

 

 

So the correct answer is 'squiggle'.

Close enough for ignorant apathetic government work.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

 

...

 

Edit - ninja'd by a better answer

[70charger]

 

Close enough for ignorant apathetic government work.

 

Tautology

[Puckett34]

oh come on Molitor.  Leave him in there

[Aggies7]

Paul just wanted to walk onto the field

[LaBombo]

Polanco so excited about sealing Santana's CG loss that he forgets the ball...

[ashbury]

Tautology

I was taught in Logic class that

• All men are mortal
• Socrates is a man
• Therefore, all tautologies are tautologies

 

[Aggies7]

Jack: "they're gonna rule it a hit dick"

[LaBombo]

 

Jack: "they're gonna rule it a hit dick"

 

Ouch.

[Aggies7]

Tip of the cap to erv. Let's make him a winner

[Aggies7]

Hey it's sandy and candy from grand casino!

[yarnivek1972]

You know, Bremer keeps saying CG for Ervin. It's only a CG if the Twins don't score or score more than 1.