Article: Game Thread: Twins@Cleveland, 6/23@6:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Gee has the potential to surprise, at least. (Crossing fingers and toes, eyes, whatever)

 

Cross away... As long as I don't end up crossing my arms in disgust after.

[Jerr]

 

How many more letters could they fit on the back of Hildenberger's shirt? If he had a hyphenated last name?

More????

[DocBauer]

Cross away... As long as I don't end up crossing my arms in disgust after.

Santiago healthy with his head screwed on straight. Please baseball gods.

[LaBombo]

 

Gee has the potential to surprise, at least. (Crossing fingers and toes, eyes, whatever)

 

Despite making fun of his name and the Twins bullpen wheel of fortune in general, I like the signing. I think he may now finally be fully recovered from the trauma of the month he spent on my fantasy team in 2014.

[drock2190]

Heisenberg baby!

 

 

I mean Hildenberger!

[DocBauer]

Hildenberger-Mientkiewicz-Lombardozzi

But ever notice the best Twins players, and the best teams, had guys with odd names or names predominately obsessed with consonants?

[Blake]

 

Still pretty close to a perfect game though

it was a perfect game. Perfect because the Twins won.

[Jerr]

 

But ever notice the best Twins players, and the best teams, had guys with odd names or names predominately obsessed with consonants?

Like Ruth? Mays? Gee, you are correct.    

[Blake]

 

But ever notice the best Twins players, and the best teams, had guys with odd names or names predominately obsessed with consonants?

Remember the old signs at the Metrodome that said "Hey Hrbek, buy a vowel." Good times.

[yarnivek1972]

But ever notice the best Twins players, and the best teams, had guys with odd names or names predominately obsessed with consonants?

Like Viola...

 

Or Mauer...

 

 

[Blake]

What, no chicken dinner yet? Sorry, I've been remiss:

 

[DocBauer]

Like Ruth? Mays? Gee, you are correct.

Seriously...this might be a missing draft or FA strategy! Name me a Smith, Jones, Johnson Twin that was great?

 

Surely our new FO is intelligent enough and plugged in enough to create a formula that eliminates vowels to bring in players with odd names. The more consonants, the fewer vowels, the better. And if you can plug in q or z or x somewhere, you just might find a HOF player. Lol

Edited June 24, 2017 by DocBauer

[Bark's Lounge]

 

LOL

 

No... She tried... It's a Caramel Crunch type thing but it the Target Market Pantry variety and I don't think those guys try very hard based on the end result. 

It actually exists. The target market seems about right from this link.

 

http://www.dw.com/en/lapping-up-the-liverwurst-ice-cream/a-18572388

[Jerr]

 

Seriously...this might be a missing draft or FA strategy! Name me a Smith, Jones, Johnson Twin that was great?

Surely our new FO is intelligent enough and plugged in enough to create a formula that eliminates vowels to bring in players with odd names. The more consonants, the fewer vowels, the better. And if you can plug in q or z or x somewhere, you just might find a HOF player. Lol

Well, in the Twins' history there was a Walter Johnson, ask Chief how he was  

[Jerr]

 

What, no chicken dinner yet? Sorry, I've been remiss:

Been waiting for someone to cook, CHICKEN DINNAH  too, tired here...

Edited June 24, 2017 by Jerr

[DocBauer]

Been waiting for someone to cook, CHICKEN DINNAH too, tired here...

Love me some good chicken. But can't we come up with a winning phrase about steak, or even burgers? I mean...just for some variety?

[Jerr]

 

Love me some good chicken. But can't we come up with a winning phrase about steak, or even burgers? I mean...just for some variety?

Seriously? Trying to jinx what has worked so far this year??? Seriously????

 

[USAFChief]

 

Well, in the Twins' history there was a Walter Johnson, ask Chief how he was  

cranky.

 

You didn't pimp no home run off The Big Train, I can tell you that.  Not twice, anyway.

[snepp]

 

Love me some good chicken. But can't we come up with a winning phrase about steak, or even burgers? I mean...just for some variety?

 

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

Behold...

 

 

 

Winner, winner, chicken fried steak burger dinner.

[twinsnorth49]

http://gifs.joelglovier.com/thumbs-up/thumbs-up.gif

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

Behold...

 

 

 

Winner, winner, chicken fried steak burger dinner.

Damn, that looks like a masterpiece.

[Circus Boy]

 

Heisenberg baby!

 

 

I mean Hildenberger!

Speaking of Heisenberg, he was always hard to keep track of.