Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 6/14 @ 7:10pm CT

[wsnydes]

And stranded...but at least they're getting the ball into the outfield. Gotta start somewhere.

[Aggies7]

Everything's been frustrating since Memorial day and yet they're still about .500 in that span

Yep, the collapse has seemed imminent for weeks now but it hasn't happened. Mostly thanks to the Indians not setting the world on fire either

[wsnydes]

Did you foresee the lazy fly ball by Rosario?

Like that psychic in Arizona that drove his car into a restaurant, I did not foresee that.

[ashbury]

Now let's try getting it past the outfield.

[Aggies7]

Big erv just "don't got it" tonight

[wsnydes]

Erv is really fighting it tonight.

[Aggies7]

Outside of the NL west, the AL west might be the best in baseball. Or so it seems

[wsnydes]

Matt Belisle warming...

[Winston Smith]

 

Is Dick irritating anyone else with his exasperated calls of "and ANOTHER hit" and "ANOTHER ground ball"

Until I discovered the mute button. Turn on some music and mute Dick and Bert works well.

[jimbo92107]

Just got here... did Santana take a pitching lesson from Gibson? 

[ashbury]

Matt Belisle warning...

FTFY

[John Kelsey]

 

Outside of the NL west, the AL west might be the best in baseball. Or so it seems

 

AL East is the best in baseball, I'd say. 

[Aggies7]

AL East is the best in baseball, I'd say.

 

You could make that argument. Although Seattle, Texas and the angels have the unfortunate task of having to play the astros a whole bunch of times. Watching these last 6 games against Seattle, it's impossible for me to understand how the mariners are 2 under

[Aggies7]

Miguel now 5 for his last 29 with 9 strikeouts.

 

And still leading the voting.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

horsie.gif

A horse of a different topology.

 

(please forgive sampleSize his tardiness. He was pretending to play music. -the Conductor)

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Are the Twins doing scouting reports on the opponents anymore?

 

Is Castro in a pitch calling slump?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

A horse of a different topology.

(please forgive sampleSize his tardiness. He was pretending to play music. -the Conductor)

do you have a note?

 

Note, or it didn't happen

[Jax]

Miguel now 5 for his last 29 with 9 strikeouts.

And still leading the voting.

He's always going to be streaky I think. When it is all said and done he'll be a 35/110 guy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is that horsie just.... going around in a circle....?

 

Getting.... dizzy........

 

Well... more dizzy..... than usual...........................

 

(thump)

I hear tell Dizzy wasn't too bad a pitcher. See if he'll play for us...

[ashbury]

He was pretending to play music. -the Conductor

Better than playing pretend music.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

My reverse jinx to start the game is not working. Quick, someone reverse my reverse!

1st gear now?

[alskntwnsfn]

Cy Gaviglio... Apologies if someone already went there, I just got here.

[alskntwnsfn]

Oh Eddie!!

[snepp]

Escobear!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

do you have a note?

 

Note, or it didn't happen

Alas the Conductor just tore my ticket in half and gave me the stub.

 

I can pretend to play a low Bb though... (some might call it a BBb)

[snepp]

Buxtobear!

[mikecgrimes]

Buxtons OPS is about to get decent

[mikecgrimes]

The thing about warnings is the pitcher that's going good is gonna be less effective.  Good job yelling at Santana it really helped your team.

[ashbury]

do you have a note?

 

Note, or it didn't happen

Alas the Conductor just tore my ticket in half and gave me the stub.

That would be a half-note, which wouldn't be half bad.

[mikecgrimes]

And should Santana get Wild a third time and get ejected oh well he doesn't have it tonight anyways.