Game Thread: Twins @ NY Mets 9-17 6:10 PM CT

[Aggies7]

polanco looking sharp as knives

[snepp]

Bonus baseball!

[twinssporto]

Polanco with two nice put outs.  

[70charger]

Yeah, I'll take Chargois over Kintzler. He's at the back of the bullpen next year for sure.

[Aggies7]

Yeah, I'll take Chargois over Kintzler. He's at the back of the bullpen next year for sure.

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

[Aggies7]

I just watched a moth, who has been flying around my lamp all night, take a nose dive to the floor. Oh the metaphors.

[twinssporto]

 

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

We may have to check with LaBombo but I think a Shag Wah was in a Star Wars film.

[LaBombo]

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

[Aggies7]

Asdrubal looks like a bigger sisqo

[Pardon My Dinger]

Honest question, because my fandom has been reduced to casual since the break: did Kepler just have one awesome week or what?

[Guest]

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

[twinssporto]

 

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

I just spit out my beer laughing.  

[Pardon My Dinger]

Asdrubal looks like a bigger sisqo

You guys all know that sisqo lives in Maple grove, right?

[Aggies7]

Man, ol keith Hernandez, who is the jack Morris of the mets broadcast team, just said twinkies instead of twins and awkwardly and quickly corrected himself.

[Aggies7]

You guys all know that sisqo lives in Maple grove, right?

And here I thought he just lived in my childhood memories.

[LaBombo]

 

We may have to check with LaBombo but I think a Shag Wah was in a Star Wars film.

 

Of course. And ScoobieDoobieToo!

 

[twinssporto]

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

 

Out by sliding into first and getting the fist in your face by the ump.

[ashbury]

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

No. Christie would not fit in a tiny PC window.

[Aggies7]

Isn't the "dye your hair a goofy blonde color" thing something that little league teams do in the World Series?

[LaBombo]

 

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

Two tickets to paradise if you're right.

 

Pack your bags.

 

You leave tonight.

 

 

[snepp]

That Jack Links commercial with the "beaver squats" workout routine.

 

 

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[LaBombo]

 

 

I just spit out my beer laughing.  

There was definitely a fat guy with a huge head, a tube of something, and a tiny, shivering dog.

 

I just filled in the details with what seemed like the most likely scenario.

[Aggies7]

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

[ashbury]

Isn't the "dye your hair a goofy blonde color" thing something that little league teams do in the World Series?

Makes him look about sixty.

[twinssporto]

 

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

Just start self medicating.  It will go by much faster.

[twinssporto]

Twinssporto:  Do you take drugs Aggies7?

 

Aggies7:  Everyday.

 

Twinssporto:  So what seems to be the problem?

 

http://www.methodshop.com/wp-content/uploads/caddyshack-drugs.jpg

[LaBombo]

 

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

 

Out by sliding into first and getting the fist in your face by the ump.

 

http://www.martialartsactionmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fist-of-Legend.jpgLegend of Umpire Fist, the cancelled sequel to box office flop and cult classic Jet Li film...

 

 

[Aggies7]

Twinssporto:  Do you take drugs Aggies7?

 

Aggies7:  Everyday.

 

Twinssporto:  So what seems to be the problem?

[LaBombo]

 

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

 

 

The 2016 Minnesota Twins like this

[Aggies7]

The 2016 Minnesota Twins like this

You guys and your font tricks.