Game Thread: Twins @ NY Mets 9-17 6:10 PM CT

[LaBombo]

 

I'm calling a Vargas home run.

Straight to voicemail.

[Aggies7]

We need a Keith Hernandez style magic loogie to help us win this one

[ashbury]

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

[Aggies7]

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

We'd be better off calling dr. Kevorkian

[Pardon My Dinger]

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

Very funny, wise guy.

[LaBombo]

Onion headline:

 

"Confused visiting Twins mistake 9th inning Mauer home run for walk-off."

 

League office to hand down suspensions for missing team after they carry Mauer into dugout, disappear.

 

Edited September 18, 2016 by LaBombo

[Aggies7]

Dozier had that stolen but Mauer made sure to swing away

[ashbury]

Very funny, wise guy.

I ruin everything.

[snepp]

Think Dozier's going?

[Aggies7]

Dozier getting some running in, at least. And that's what it's really all about isn't it?

[twinssporto]

Time for a hit and run

[snepp]

Full count, BUT WHO'S ON DECK?!?

[LaBombo]

 

I ruin everything.

Nonsense. The whole Southern hemisphere is virtually untouched!

[twinssporto]

C'mon Mauer!  Man up!!  Hit it!

[LaBombo]

 

 

Full count, BUT WHO'S ON DECK?!?

It's kind of a long story...

 

http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/images/ACBaseball.jpg

[Aggies7]

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

[snepp]

Joe trying to win a game of attrition?

[twinssporto]

Its that bi-lateral leg weakness kicking in again...

[snepp]

 

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

 

Not before I do.

[Aggies7]

Ha, oh Joe. I remember that time you came through a few weeks ago.

[LaBombo]

 

Think Dozier's going?

Post moved to the 'Should we trade Dozier?' thread.

[twinssporto]

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

He looks like my labrador retriever chasing a tennis ball.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

All the cool kids in New York are doing it...

[ashbury]

Man, I was about to say what a professional at bat that was by Joe. And then, that. Meh.

[Pardon My Dinger]

He looks like my labrador retriever chasing a tennis ball.

Your dog must have some head of hair.

[ashbury]

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

He has run nearly the equivalent of a full city block. Has any athlete ever done that before?

[twinssporto]

 

Your dog must have some head of hair.

She likes the mousse...

[Aggies7]

Joe trying to win a game of attrition?

And bartolo has won a game against nutrition

[ashbury]

Its that bi-lateral leg weakness kicking in again...

Or, not kicking...

 

[LaBombo]

 

Man, I was about to say what a professional at bat that was by Joe. And then, that. Meh.

New middle name? Joe Meh Mauer... Yup.  Book it.