Game Thread, ATR Edition, Twins@Tigers, July 19@6:10pm CT

[HitInAPinch]

Aggies, you inspired him   

Edited July 20, 2016 by HitInAPinch

[Aggies7]

What's that math work out to be now? I need an update.

$0.00000126/RBI

 

Hey dozier!

[wsnydes]

Flood gates open!

 

Mikee, glad you arrived when you did.

[nicksaviking]

Late to the game. So Milone has a one hitter through six?

 

Is trading him mid-inning out of the question?

[USAFChief]

Dozier-zee!

[HitInAPinch]

Incredible !!

[mikeee]

I broke it open.   lol

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Late to the game. So Milone has a one hitter through six?

Is trading him mid-inning out of the question?

[USAFChief]

 

I broke it open.   lol

Where the 8tch EEE double hockey sticks were you LAST night??

 

HMMMMMMMM??????

[wsnydes]

Late to the game. So Milone has a one hitter through six?

 

Is trading him mid-inning out of the question?

But what would we do with the gaping hole left in the rotation?!?!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Well, a mauer rbi. Knock me over with a feather

Be thankful you are not incarcerated in a prison full of Joe Mauer clones, it harkens me back to a scene from the movie "American History X" or Shawshank Redemption" or "American Me"... take your pick.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I love when the Twins win

[USAFChief]

 

I love when the Twins win

BAN HIM!!!1!!11!

[wsnydes]

I love when the Twins win

Have you watched this team at all? Plenty of time to screw it up.

[USAFChief]

Even Dickbert don't believe in it:  Milone comes out for the 7th with a one hit shutout going, having thrown less than 70 pitches, and what does he get?

 

A tepid "We'll see how sharp Milone is."

[Aggies7]

At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

[wsnydes]

At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

You're right. A win easily neutralizes the rest of that picture that I can't get out of my head.

[nicksaviking]

At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

At this point, I feel the same amount of sadness regardless of outcome.

 

Only difference is in how much beer I drink.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Late to the game. So Milone has a one hitter through six?

Is trading him mid-inning out of the question?

How about *extending* him mid inning?

 

Antony's first big splashy move--What do you think!?

[Aggies7]

You simply cannot start walking people at this point

[USAFChief]

 

At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

pro tip:  Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

[wsnydes]

You simply cannot start walking people at this point

Maybe he likes to live dangerously.

[HitInAPinch]

big new is:  Buxton was actually checking for the wall!

[Aggies7]

pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

Except my poor lounge chair

[wsnydes]

big new is: Buxton was actually checking for the wall!

He's learning!

[Aggies7]

Nice recovery after it got a bit hairy there

[wsnydes]

pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

And here I thought that image in my head couldn't get any worse...

Edited July 20, 2016 by wsnydes

[Aggies7]

pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

I'm also quite careful not to spill a drop of this $14/case of 24 bottles local swill

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Nice recovery after it got a bit hairy there

Are we talking about the game or are we still taking about your underwear and lounge chair?

[USAFChief]

 

I'm also quite careful not to spill a drop of this $14/case of 24 bottles local swill

At least you're not stuck with the cheap stuff.