Game Thread, Blue Jays v. Twins May 21 1:10pm

[Riverbrian]

Hapless Hapless Hapless

 

Baby can you hear me now? 

[70charger]

Not a bad day for Pat Dean, actually. Too bad the rest of the team is so ...uh, tragic.

[Riverbrian]

 

Not a bad day for Pat Dean, actually. Too bad the rest of the team is so ...uh, tragic.

 

Yeah... It's like building a Gazebo and nobody goes in it. 

[operation mindcrime]

The Man on the Silver Mountain

The last in line

[Aggies7]

 

Hapless Hapless Hapless

 

Baby can you hear me now? 

Too bad the team moved to St. Paul, or this could be "hapless in Hennepin"

 

I had to look that up. I need a life.

[70charger]

 

Yeah... It's like building a Gazebo and nobody goes in it. 

 

I don't even know what that means. Keep being you.

[Aggies7]

twins simply being mowed down like the spineless organisms they are.

 

61 K's for sano.

 

JESUS

[Aggies7]

Plouffe's post pop up bat tosses are getting better and better. They go about as far as the ball.

[Circus Boy]

 

I looooovvvvveeee it!!!

 

It has a Cleopatra feel, but I think they would let me keep it on when I am arrested and put in jail.

 

You are a multi-purpose, genius fashionista!

 

And it's so, so trans.

[Aggies7]

Park...gonna need you to produce with a bit more consistency at some point.

[Riverbrian]

 

Plouffe's post pop up bat tosses are getting better and better. They go about as far as the ball.

 

I wish Bautista would get pissed at that. 

[Aggies7]

61 strikeouts for one player at this point in the year....I don't think you need to know much about baseball to know that is abysmal

[Aggies7]

 

I wish Bautista would get pissed at that. 

No opponent could be angry at the twins. Having pity, that's another issue.

[formerly33]

 

I wish Bautista would get pissed at that. 

Who did Bautista get pissed at for flipping their bat again ... ? 

[Riverbrian]

 

61 strikeouts for one player at this point in the year....I don't think you need to know much about baseball to know that is abysmal

 

2nd place overall... And then you look at the top 5 and think to yourself. 

 

Hey... Those are pretty good players... Upton, Sano, Story, Lawrie and Stanton would make an interesting team. 

[jokin]

 

Not a bad day for Pat Dean, actually. Too bad the rest of the team is so ...uh, tragic.

 

Pretty Andrew-Albers-like, but then, I've always been a fan of mirages.

[Riverbrian]

 

Who did Bautista get pissed at for flipping their bat again ... ? 

[FunnyPenguin]

Did anyone else notice that our game threads used to be liked 20-30 pages and now they sit at about 10?  Enthusiasm for this team is pretty much tanked!

[USAFChief]

I'm going to guess Bautista didnt get one in the ribs in his first AB today.

 

He hit another HR.

 

Those things seem related.

[formerly33]

 

I like the bat flip ... but I've never known Bautista to get angry with himself for flipping the bat. You were insinuating that he would get angry with someone for flipping their bat ...

[Riverbrian]

 

Did anyone else notice that our game threads used to be liked 20-30 pages and now they sit at about 10?  Enthusiasm for this team is pretty much tanked!

 

Yeah... I think a waning is to be expected in consideration of the product. However... Saturday and Sunday Afternoons... or any afternoon for that matter is usually much lighter. 

 

Some folks would rather go outside and build a gazebo than watch a game indoors. 

 

[Circus Boy]

We used to pummel Happ. Today he pummels us.

[Riverbrian]

 

I like the bat flip ... but I've never known Bautista to get angry with himself for flipping the bat. You were insinuating that he would get angry with someone for flipping their bat ...

 

I would have appreciated that hypocrisy of Bautista getting angry and also the strangeness since Plouffe is flipping his bat after a Pop up. 

 

I love stuff like that. 

[operation mindcrime]

Grossman with half our hits today.

[FunnyPenguin]

 

Grossman with half our hits today.

And all our RBI's yesterday, he's a keeper!! 

[Riverbrian]

Grossman clearly has a timing issue.

 

If he would have done today what he did yesterday.

 

His timing would be much better. 

[formerly33]

 

Grossman with half our hits today. \m/

FTFY

[Aggies7]

Wait, you're allowed to have more than one man on base AT THE SAME TIME?!

[Twinsbar107]

Not seeing a ph in mauer here Hurts more live

[operation mindcrime]

It's on