Game Thread, Blue Jays v. Twins May 21 1:10pm

[Pardon My Dinger]

Gotta love allowing the same guy to beat you

 

over

and over

and over

and over again

Whatever you're into, man.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

All finished... Here Ya Go

 

I looooovvvvveeee it!!!

 

It has a Cleopatra feel, but I think they would let me keep it on when I am arrested and put in jail.

 

You are a multi-purpose, genius fashionista!

[Aggies7]

 

Whatever you're into, man.

I laughed

[operation mindcrime]

What will happen first, Suzuki's 1000th hit or buxton's 50th?

Hopefully Brunansky being fired! \m/

[Aggies7]

It's too bad our offense is full of torpid sloths and can't overcome this insurmountable deficit, because Dean has done pretty well.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Hopefully Brunansky being fired! \m/

So, that's scored a 'yes' then?

[Riverbrian]

I wonder if Pat Dean said "65" when asked what number he'd like and was forced to take 64 when he was told that 65 was taken. 

 

Or Maybe the Equipment Guy said  "May has 65" 

 

and then Dean replied "OK... May I... have 65" 

[Aggies7]

everytime this guy comes up, I say this in the accent from family guy

 

 

[formerly33]

 

Hopefully Brunansky being fired! \m/

Do you know about the signature feature on Twins Daily? It'd save you miles and miles of type eventually if you'd just put those devil's horns in a sig and didn't have to type it out at the end of every post.

[operation mindcrime]

Dean getting close to the 100 pitch mark! \m/

[Aggies7]

Great job, Pat

 

 

Edited May 21, 2016 by Aggies7

[spinowner]

Bert talking about quality starts...15 years ago giving up 3 or fewer runs in the first 6 innings was a quality start. But in this day and age I'd call it maybe satisfactory. 2 or fewer would be quality. Wish someone could change the definition.

[Riverbrian]

 

Do you know about the signature feature on Twins Daily? It'd save you miles and miles of type eventually if you'd just put those devil's horns in a sig and didn't have to type it out at the end of every post.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/ronnie_james_dio_switzerland.jpg

[operation mindcrime]

Do you know about the signature feature on Twins Daily? It'd save you miles and miles of type eventually if you'd just put those devil's horns in a sig and didn't have to type it out at the end of every post.

I only know how to watch porn & listen to heavy metal on YouTube! \m/

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Do you know about the signature feature on Twins Daily? It'd save you miles and miles of type eventually if you'd just put those devil's horns in a sig and didn't have to type it out at the end of every post.

Is what that is? I thought it suppose to represent Siamese Twins with there arms extend upwards.

Edited May 21, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[Aggies7]

 

I only know how to watch porn & listen to heavy metal on YouTube! \m/

hahaha

 

I appreciate your candor

[Aggies7]

danny s is good

[ashbury]

I only know how to watch porn & listen to heavy metal on YouTube! \m/

We don't allow Heavy Metal at Twins Daily.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I only know how to watch porn & listen to heavy metal on YouTube! \m/

If I ever come to your house and have to use your computer, I will have to strongly request you getting a different keyboard for me to use.

[formerly33]

 

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/ronnie_james_dio_switzerland.jpg

Please hijack his account temporarily and put that in his signature for me ... and while you're at it, give me a like or two.

[operation mindcrime]

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/ronnie_james_dio_switzerland.jpg

Holy diver! \m/

[Aggies7]

Not even 70 pitches for  happ through almost 6 full. He better start "losing a tick" real soon.

 

Oh, that only happens to us.

[ashbury]

"Sir, I need to ask you to step aside. Five strikeouts in only 6 innings? Who are you, and what have you done with Pat Dean?"

[Riverbrian]

Feeling Hapless 

[Pardon My Dinger]

I only know how to watch porn & listen to heavy metal on YouTube! \m/

Dad?

[Riverbrian]

 

Holy diver! \m/

 

The Man on the Silver Mountain

[FunnyPenguin]

Now watch the Blue Jays rip apart our bull pen, I call another homer for Bautista.

[Aggies7]

what is the faint chant that the crowd is saying? I mean, aside from "shoot me"

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Now watch the Blue Jays rip apart our bull pen, I call another homer for Bautista.

 

That'll suck

 

That would be like... calling the hump when you are about to get in the back seat with your family. 

[operation mindcrime]

Sit down Pillar