Game Thread, Blue Jays v. Twins May 21 1:10pm

[70charger]

 

I was told it was tortured metaphor day? 

 

If I'm the only practitioner... I'll feel like Will Ferrell running down the street in Old School. 

Bring your green hat!

[Aggies7]

Well, Dick and Bert have resorted to bragging about how much shoreline Minnesota has. Got to be good at something I guess.

[spinowner]

Sano would have caught that. Or maybe not.

[Circus Boy]

 

But... with all that depth... getting to the position of needing Dean to save us in May is a lot like needing me to wear someone's dress so they don't get laughed at while attending the prom. 

 

FIFY

[jokin]

 

Yeah... I Got Sucked in to that. 

 

I honestly wish Pat Dean the best of luck and I hope today is the start of a long distinguished career. 

 

But... with all that depth... getting to the position of needing Dean to save us in May is a lot like needing me to sew someone's dress so they don't get laughed at while attending the prom. 

 

You write that like it actually might have happened.

[jokin]

 

Also a bad move for dogging it down the first base line. TK probably would have pulled him from the game.

 

Nope. Demoted to AAA.

[Aggies7]

what are you doing tagging on that? so stupid. so poorly coached.

[Riverbrian]

 

You write that like it actually might have happened.

 

Nah... 

 

That would be like me bringing a bucket of pig's blood to the guy up in the rafters. 

[operation mindcrime]

That was a great decision! \m/

[jokin]

 

Is it Blue Jay T-shirt giveaway day? A lot of Toronto fans in the stands.

 

The Twins marketing department = Absolute Genius

 

How soon before they bring back Paper Bags with Pre-cut Eyeholes Night?

[HitInAPinch]

Hmmmm, not a bad idea.  But down by 2??

[spinowner]

So will Nunez 

 

what are you doing tagging on that? so stupid. so poorly coached.

If Molitor would throw Rosario under the bus for being safe at third I want to see the same for Glynn and Nunez for making an out.

[operation mindcrime]

Are we allowed to use profanity on these game threads?

[jokin]

 

Are we allowed to use profanity on these game threads?

 

Only one way to find out...

[spinowner]

 

Are we allowed to use profanity on these game threads?

Depends on which *** **** ******* moderator is on duty.

[Aggies7]

Ironic that the WW2 vet, who undoubtedly has a tremendous amount of guts, would really want to come and watch such a gutless bunch of hacks like the twins.

[operation mindcrime]

Grandpa should of went to the King of Diamonds! \m/

[S.]

Is anyone actually coaching this team or do they just show up for the post game, consolation Dilly Bar?

[Riverbrian]

 

what are you doing tagging on that? so stupid. so poorly coached.

 

It took a perfect throw... I'd be ok with that... I probably would have went for it as well... getting to third with one out would be worth it. 

 

Kind of like... sticking a bag of Peanut M&M's in the shopping cart when your wife is looking for the wheat thins. 

 

It sucks if you get caught but if you get away with it... you are possibly rewarded later. 

[Aggies7]

 

It took a perfect throw... I'd be ok with that... I probably would have went for it as well... getting to third with one out would be worth it. 

 

Kind of like... sticking a bag of Peanut M&M's in the shopping cart when your wife is looking for the wheat thins. 

 

It sucks if you get caught but if you get away with it... you are possibly rewarded later. 

Meh, we've given away far too many outs on the basepaths all year. I know it takes 3 hits for us to score, but you can't be giving away outs.

[operation mindcrime]

Here comes Bautista! \m/

[Riverbrian]

 

Are we allowed to use profanity on these game threads?

 

**** No

[Aggies7]

Park making a strong case to get onto the **** list

[spinowner]

 

It took a perfect throw... I'd be ok with that... I probably would have went for it as well... getting to third with one out would be worth it. 

 

Kind of like... sticking a bag of Peanut M&M's in the shopping cart when your wife is looking for the wheat thins. 

 

It sucks if you get caught but if you get away with it... you are possibly rewarded later. 

To clarify, I think the Nunez attempt to advance was a risk worth taking. A perfect throw was required to  make it so close that the replay was inconclusive. I'm still just bothered that Rosario was criticized.

[Riverbrian]

 

Meh, we've given away far too many outs on the basepaths all year. I know it takes 3 hits for us to score, but you can't be giving away outs.

 

I think Paul has been trying to push aggressiveness on the base paths... Unless of course... there is no reward for it... and you are swinging at everything at the plate... and missing cut offs and not aggressively taking charge on short flies behind the SS. 

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Yeah... I Got Sucked in to that. 

 

I honestly wish Pat Dean the best of luck and I hope today is the start of a long distinguished career. 

 

But... with all that depth... getting to the position of needing Dean to save us in May is a lot like needing me to sew someone's dress so they don't get laughed at while attending the prom. 

Hell Brian. I would pay you to sew my dress for prom. I also might need you to bail me out of jail that evening for the obvious reasons.

[operation mindcrime]

**** No

I wish we could! It would make these game threads even better! \m/

[Riverbrian]

 

Hell Brian. I would pay you to sew my dress for prom. I also might need you to bail me out of jail that evening for the obvious reasons.

 

All finished... Here Ya Go

 

[operation mindcrime]

Lol one hit through five. \m/

[Aggies7]

What will happen first, Suzuki's 1000th hit or buxton's 50th?