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Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-14 3:10 CDT

Vanimal46

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You could absolutely make a great lowlight film of this team after that Nunez swing. You'd have maybe three clips from just this game.

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Negativity Police

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I'm at a pub crawl today so I have nothing but positive things to say about every single one of you.

Everyone take a note from Mr. Vanimal. If you ever feel the urge to say something negative, go out and get totally butt-faced. You'll be the friendliest golldurn sonofagun either side of the Mississippi.

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Four ghosts were playing cards when they heard a knock on the door, they asked, "Who is there?" The reply was, "Rigor Mortis. May I set in?"

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Hey, I got a warning message that I've used up my "Like" quota for the day.  So, I can reel off a bunch of negative posts to counter act that.  Right?

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You're getting dangerously close to a double-negative, there fancy boy. I HATE double-negatives. 

I haz a sad about double negatives. Used as a pretext by old white schoolmarms to browbeat little black kids. The rationale was that the double negative was multiplicative, whereas in fact it has always been additive. "I ain't got no double negatives no-how" isn't multiplying negative times negative times negative. It's three no's piling on top of each other. 

 

I oftin haz axe myseff if'n mah prejuices pops up in funky spots. Folks be talkin' all difrent ways. Better chuckle than sneer, I s'pose. Walk around lookin' down yer nose, you'll trip on a stick. 

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Negativity Police

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Hey, I got a warning message that I've used up my "Like" quota for the day.  So, I can reel off a bunch of negative posts to counter act that.  Right?

You better not. You try that and you'll have to change your name to HitandGotPinched.

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I haz a sad about double negatives. Used as a pretext by old white schoolmarms to browbeat little black kids. The rationale was that the double negative was multiplicative, whereas in fact it has always been additive. "I ain't got no double negatives no-how" isn't multiplying negative times negative times negative. It's three no's piling on top of each other. 

 

I oftin haz axe myseff if'n mah prejuices pops up in funky places. Folks be talkin' all difrent ways. Better chuckle than sneer, I s'pose. Walk around lookin' down yer nose, you'll trip on a stick. 

Vaguely negative. You're on notice. Where's  Bark? Maybe he can crack this code. 

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You better not. You try that and you'll have to change your name to HitandGotPinched.

http://i.imgur.com/rxI6DnU.jpg

Negativity Police.  Ever vigilant.

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http://i.imgur.com/rxI6DnU.jpg

Negativity Police.  Ever vigilant.

Is that a baseball scout under the disguise of a police officer?

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Vaguely negative. You're on notice. Where's  Bark? Maybe he can crack this code. 

Officer Negative, Jimbo is having a bad reaction to LSD that is being negatively fueled by his/her guilt on the injustices of society, especially those caught in the muck. It is best to be accommodating and help this individual get through this tough tester of an experience. I also believe it can be related to Twins Baseball PTSD.

 

Let that be a lesson for you kids... don't use alcohol or drugs when watching the Twins.

jimbo92107 Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Vaguely negative. You're on notice. Where's  Bark? Maybe he can crack this code. 

I wasn't fishing for compliments, but it's nice to be noticed. ;-)

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Didn't Centeno get the memo? Catchers don't hit homers and the Twins don't hit homers with runners on base.

Would love to see him get more playing time.

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