Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/29 @ 7:10pm CT

[Mr. Brooks]

Do we have a 4th young starter in the minors that we can bring up to replace Hughes?

We have one in the bullpen.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

If my wife would let me... I'd be naked right now. 

That was the Rubik's Cube of replies.

[Riverbrian]

Morris was suggesting pitching around Mauer to face Sano.

 

Sano with the bases loaded? 

 

I think I'd face Mauer... May not work out but yeah... I wouldn't want the bases jammed for Sano. 

[Riverbrian]

I'm thinking about getting up at 6AM and just going to the game tomorrow. 

 

Get one of those Bomber hats for myself

[USAFChief]

Santana forgot there were three outs on that catch.

[USAFChief]

BTW, sorry I'm late to the game thread.  I had to stop by the doctor's office on the way home.  "Doc," I said, "I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.'"  

 

"Oh, not to worry," he told me.  "You've just got a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.  It's not unusual."

[MindFreak]

Sorry, late to the party. 

I see we're facing Cy Fulmer tonight.. 

[Riverbrian]

 

BTW, sorry I'm late to the game thread.  I had to stop by the doctor's office on the way home.  "Doc," I said, "I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.'"  

 

"Oh, not to worry," he told me.  "You've just got a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.  It's not unusual."

 

I was singing "Start Me Up" over and over again and I told the Doc that I don't even like that song. 

 

He said it was a case of Mick Jagger syndrome and I can't always get what I want. 

[Riverbrian]

Next time a ball is hit up the middle... Tell me that the grounds crew didn't design a middle finger into the grass.

 

Right above 2nd Base. 

[Riverbrian]

Nunez > Dozier

 

At this moment

[Platoon]

BTW, sorry I'm late to the game thread.  I had to stop by the doctor's office on the way home.  "Doc," I said, "I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.'"  

 

"Oh, not to worry," he told me.  "You've just got a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.  It's not unusual."

and neither was that joke!

[MindFreak]

Alright, that's 1 back.. Keep it coming boys 

[USAFChief]

A three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west, and says to the barkeep, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Alright, that's 1 back.. Keep it coming boys

Hopefully there is more where that came from...

[USAFChief]

The grounds crew didn't design a middle finger into the grass.

[Riverbrian]

Holy Chip Lohmiller.

 

A Kicker goes in the 2nd round of the NFL draft. 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

A three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west, and says to the barkeep, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 

Bartender says "War Doggie... It's just a shot away" 

[Riverbrian]

 

The grounds crew didn't design a middle finger into the grass.

 

I think that's another reason to go to the game tomorrow. Just to see for myself. 

 

I think the Grounds Crew did it and they are sitting in the Grounds Crew bunker... laughing and laughing and laughing about it. 

[USAFChief]

Miguel Cabrera is what I always hoped Joe Mauer would grow up to be.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Next time a ball is hit up the middle... Tell me that the grounds crew didn't design a middle finger into the grass.

 

Right above 2nd Base.

I thought grass had blades, not fingers...

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west, and says to the barkeep, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

You were there I take it.

[Riverbrian]

 

I thought grass had blades, not fingers...

 

Night Ranger had Blades... The A's had Fingers. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Night Ranger had Blades... The A's had Fingers.

For a moment i thought that said Night rider...

[Riverbrian]

 

For a moment i thought that said Night rider...

 

No you are thinking of the New York Hockey Team

[Riverbrian]

Aggressive Base Runnin

 

Alright

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

One shovel load at a time.

[jimmer]

Dozier was flying around the bases.  Why did Molitor pinch run for him again a week or two ago?

[Aggies7]

This fulmer guy looks like boof

[Blake]

Cool, two out hits. Now, if the Twins could maybe do some 0 out hitting, things might go the right direction.

[USAFChief]

WIth the off day yesterday, Mrs Chief and I went to the horse track. 

 

I picked a horse at 10 to 1.

 

The nag finally got to the finish line at two thirty.