Article: Game Thread: Twins@Nationals 4/23 12:05PM

[Platoon]

[nerd]Most stats I've seen have only 1 decimal point at most.[/nerd]

Einstein would have approved of your "Theory of Relative Pickiness"

[HitInAPinch]

 

it's too bad Einstein couldn't hit, we have an opening on the 40 man.

http://www.dcclothesline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/einstein-laughing.jpg

[Platoon]

We'll find out, if Fien ever is put in for a ninth inning.

Sorry, I got carried away, the other team seldom bats in the bottom of the ninth!

[Platoon]

Yeah u win some, and you lose some! But the somes should be a tad closer than they have been!

[ashbury]

Einstein would have approved of your "Theory of Relative Pickiness"

Einstein lived his entire life within the [nerd] tags.

[bluechipper]

Well that was an embarrassing offensive performance. If they have trouble making contact off a garbage pitcher like Tanner Roark, I'll be interested how many K's they rack up against Strasburg tomorrow.

[ashbury]

Well that was an embarrassing offensive performance. If they have trouble making contact off a garbage pitcher like Tanner Roark, I'll be interested how many K's they rack up against Strasburg tomorrow.

The Twins offense was a bit unlucky today. Normally a team getting 2 hits and 4 walks would expect to score 0.45378912253 runs. Instead they came up with 0.

[USAFChief]

Every Twins starter struck out at least 2 times, except Rosario. Go figure.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

You forgot the other 16?

 

I hear a chant somewhere:

 

Mauer and Sano!

The rest must go!

 

Mauer and Sano!

The rest must go!

[TwinsCD]

18 strikeouts today.  I may try to go to the bar tonite and see if I can match that.  Surely, I couldn't be that pathetic!!

 

And once again, an embarrassing showing on one side of the ball after another quality outing by Hughes.  I don't know what else we can expect this pitching staff to do when they're getting zero support (Gibson's outings notwithstanding).

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Vice President, you say?

 

 

(is already busy planning a military coup)

Not a coup... Just a demonstration of positional flexibility...

 

Sign me up too, RB!

[Riverbrian]

 

Not a coup... Just a demonstration of positional flexibility...

Sign me up too, RB!

 

Secretary Sample Size has a ring to it

[Platoon]

Every Twins starter struck out at least 2 times, except Rosario. Go figure.

Easily explained by SSS! It's too early to draw conclusions.

[Platoon]

Platoon is of itself the definition of a flexible mindset! Yet my inclusion into this elitist cult has been completely ignored and avoided. I demand to be named Sec. of Defense immediately. (There is obviously no Sec of Offense).

[ashbury]

I nominate myself for Secretary of State of Denial.

[Craig Arko]

I nominate myself for Secretary of State of Denial.

Second.

[Brianbkim]

Stop benching park...best power hitter is sittin on the bench...just when his bat is getting hot..