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My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.*

 

*shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.

Geez, I had to double check ... that is as bad as one of Chief's jokes.

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Okay ya'll, I hope you appreciate my sacrifice of missing part of the game in order to find a photograph of the real DB Cooper. All you blasphemous heretics can stop your unbelievin' right now, 'cause I've had it up to here with you.

 

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Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!

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Geez, I had to double check ... that is as bad as one of Chief's jokes.

Yeah, one seems equitable. Most of them are far, far worse.

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My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.*

 

*shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.

I first heard that joke in 1949, 1955, 1967, 1972, and 1979. *

 

 

*in Readers Digest

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It's the first thing they read after the game. You didn't know that? Tsk.

In that case, I love them all!

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Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!

 

I'm sorry. :(

 

Discreet and Always don't really go together. You should know that by now.

 

Actually, Discreet and I hang out quite a lot ... opposites do tend to attract, you know.

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Gotta love Arcia beating the shift pretty consistently the last couple days.

 

He looks like a completely new hitter. He isn't trying to kill everything... Just going with the pitch and doing fairly well at it. 

 

If he keeps it up. He'll be starting consistently. 

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Blue has a bit of a low strike zone.  My kind of umpire.  Reminds me of a heckle I got because I have a low strike zone.

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