Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 7/21 @ 9:05pm CT

[DiscGolfer]

Brian Harper? on that list of best hitters against the Angles all time.

[Platoon]

When I think of the Angels I think of Gene Autrey. When I think of Autrey, I think of Trigger. When I think of Trigger, I think of Hannah's horse. And when I think of Hannah's horse, I think of Hannah! Fortunately I do not think out loud!

[Blake]

The Twins should feel right at home during this game.

 

90 degrees and 110% humidity. If you guys in the Midwest wonder where your summer is, it's taking a vacation in CA.

 

Okay, I'm exaggerating a bit.

[Riverbrian]

To answer OP's question about why the marriage number going down is simple.

 

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

 

I think a fair amount of guys are scared because of the divorce rate in this country is so high and since they are mainly the bread winner, half of their stuff is gone if there is a divorce.

A friend of mine has been divorced three times. I asked him if he would consider a 4th attempt and he said.... "If I ever get that feeling again... I'm just gonna go find someone I hate and buy her a house".

[TwinsCD]

Have to wait til the damn Yankees game is over before I can watch the Twins on the big screen thru Extra Innings.  

 

Time to fire up the computer...

[Riverbrian]

Games that start after 10pm should be outlawed. We need to get the House of Representatives involved.

[Gibby]

 

Games that start after 10pm should be outlawed. We need to get the House of Representatives involved.

 

  It could be a legacy move for Obama.

[Riverbrian]

Shoemaker is such an unusual name... I wonder if there is anyone in the world named Pantsmaker.

[Riverbrian]

It could be a legacy move for Obama.

Yeah... It could be his swan song before Donald Trump steps in.

[Gibby]

 

Yeah... It could be his swan song before Donald Trump steps in.

 

  We'll get nuked for sure.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Games that start after 10pm should be outlawed. We need to get the House of Representatives involved.

Whew, for a moment i thought you were gonna say they should be inlawed...

 

That would mean someone would get married to the game.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

When I think of the Angels I think of Gene Autrey. When I think of Autrey, I think of Trigger. When I think of Trigger, I think of Hannah's horse. And when I think of Hannah's horse, I think of Hannah! Fortunately I do not think out loud!

What was that? I didn't quite catch it...

 

You might be getting a little hoarse...

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

 

5. Marriage -- I was reading this report on the number of people getting married has been declining each year since 2010. In 2010, 4,406,784 people got married and in 2014, 3,987,741 people got married. This leads to some questions... Are times changing? Are Women no longer wanting to live with hairy, beer-drinking men? Are Men no longer wanting to live with hairy women who stop shaving after awhile? All good questions but the biggest question is the number itself. 3,987,741 people got married in 2014... Shouldn't that be an even number?


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does someone who gets married, divorced, and married again in the same year only count once?

[Gibby]

 

Shoemaker is such an unusual name... I wonder if there is anyone in the world named Pantsmaker.

 

  No, but I know a Tubetop McGinty.

[DaveW]

Detroit bullpen implodes again, looks like they are gonna be sellers if they keep losing, would be good, less competition for the wild card spot and easier match ups with Detroit late in the year.

[Riverbrian]

does someone who gets married, divorced, and married again in the same year only count once?

Those folks should be removed from any sampling... In any survey... In every form of research. They are not functioning properly... Everybody normal needs at least a year of rest in between.

 

They will taint all results.

[Riverbrian]

Atta Boy Plouffe

[Riverbrian]

Detroit bullpen implodes again, looks like they are gonna be sellers if they keep losing, would be good, less competition for the wild card spot and easier match ups with Detroit late in the year.

The fine people around here are all talking about it. Stunned the Tigers are sellers. Price obviously and Cespedes are reportedly on the block.

[Blake]

Gibson is making the glove pop tonight.

 

I get to watch on regular tv rather than MLB.

 

Yay commercials. 

[spinowner]

Loved the two little boys at the top of the 2nd!

[Gibby]

 

Gibson is making the glove pop tonight.

 

I get to watch on regular tv rather than MLB.

 

Yay commercials. 

 

  My wife broke her foot, so I have to wait on her during commercials. I even have to do laundry now.

[nicksaviking]

Do other teams despise Joe West as much as the Twins?

[DaveW]

Joe west is such a fat piece of ****. I'm not saying I hope he dies of a massive heart attack, I'm just saying I wouldn't not celebrate the day.

[twinsnorth49]

Morris isn't sure who's a bigger idiot, West or himself.

[TwinsCD]

 

Do other teams despise Joe West as much as the Twins?

 

 

I'm not a big fan of his at all but that was the right call on Nunez, unfortunately.

[spinowner]

 

  My wife broke her foot, so I have to wait on her during commercials. I even have to do laundry now.

Riverbrian can give you laundry tips.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Shoemaker is such an unusual name... I wonder if there is anyone in the world named Pantsmaker.

occuponymous people... like Mr Taylor made pants, or Mr Smith made horseshoes, so Mr Shoemaker throws baseballs?

[Riverbrian]

My wife broke her foot, so I have to wait on her during commercials. I even have to do laundry now.

Remember to use detergent... I forgot last time and it sent me into a panic.

[nicksaviking]

Joe west is such a fat piece of ****. I'm not saying I hope he dies of a massive heart attack, I'm just saying I wouldn't not celebrate the day.

So what your saying is that you hope it happens tonight on camera, just so his last moments could be document and celebrated throughout history.

[Gibby]

 

Riverbrian can give you laundry tips.

 

  Laundry is the one thing I don't do around here.