Article: Game Thread: Cubs@Twins 6/19 7:10PM

[Gibby]

 

So...

It's not a spider, it's an ape?

It's not a clam...

It's not planet...

But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun!

And the frog used to be a monkey.

Some rules need to be more detailed...

 

  That's too Yoko Ono for me to get.

[Riverbrian]

Here's the future Brian:

 

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTczMjI4MzI3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTI0NDUyMjE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

The link came up as a question mark

[Riverbrian]

lol … oh dear … i think they are going to to play the MTM theme song after every inning ...

You're gonna make it after all.

[Gibby]

  Hendricks looks like he's going to cry.

[Platoon]

The link came up as a question mark

As could we all!

[Riverbrian]

Both them balls off the RF wall... We're kinda flicked out there.

[Circus Boy]

 

  That's too Yoko Ono for me to get.

 

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

[Gibby]

 

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

 

  I was always more of a George Harrison fan than a Beatles fan.

[gil4]

 

So...

It's not a spider, it's an ape?

It's not a clam...

It's not planet...

But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun!

And the frog used to be a monkey.

Some rules need to be more detailed...

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob:  It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

Sorry.

 

I always thought i was less yoko, and more oh, no!

 

At least based on reactions to some of my jokes... (or things what aspire to be such)

[Squirrel]

 

The link came up as a question mark

It was the picture of a ghost.

[Riverbrian]

I've decided

 

I'm having Ice Cream

 

Gonna do it

 

Yep

[Squirrel]

Now the Cubs broadcast just replayed the Game 6 Puckett HR. Good times.

[Circus Boy]

 

  I was always more of a George Harrison fan than a Beatles fan.

 

Me, too. I named a succession of pet parakeets George in his honor.

[Circus Boy]

In other baseball news, Red Sox 5, KC 0 after 3 complete.

[Craig Arko]

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

[Riverbrian]

It was the picture of a ghost.

That's got me thinking about Casper

 

What's his story... What happened to him? Was it ever revealed? How did he become a ghost?

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob:  It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

 

This is much more amusing if you are picturing the vegetails characters saying this.

[Gibby]

 

That's got me thinking about Casper

What's his story... What happened to him? Was it ever revealed? How did he become a ghost?

 

  He was a ghost...he was friendly.

[Squirrel]

omg … that was close! 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nice Catch, Escobar!

[Squirrel]

 

That's got me thinking about Casper

What's his story... How did he become a ghost?

He died and wasn't ready to go into the light.

[Circus Boy]

 

omg … that was close! 

 

No, no, not really. Casper's always been a friendly ghost.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...

Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!

Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!

Larry: Then it’s a monkey

Bob: A comet has a tail!

Larry: It’s a monkey

Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...

Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 

If it doesn’t have a tail

It’s not a monkey...

Bob:  It’s an ape?

Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!

Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

Sorry.

 

Once again i fail to do my research.

[Circus Boy]

The Twins' mission tonight, if they will accept it, is: Keep scoring runs. That is all.

[Riverbrian]

He died and wasn't ready to go into the light.

But How?

 

I really want to know

 

I've never thought about it... until this very moment.

[Squirrel]

 

But How?

I really want to know

I've never thought about it... until this very moment.

"According to the film, Casper was a young adolescent who went sledding all day and died of pneumonia."

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_the_Friendly_Ghost

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I've decided

 

I'm having Ice Cream

 

Gonna do it

 

Yep

Just ice cream?

 

No bowl, or cone?

 

Sounds daring...

[Riverbrian]

"According to the film, Casper was a young adolescent who went sledding all day and died of pneumonia."

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_the_Friendly_Ghost

My Mom woulda never let that happen

[ashbury]

But How?

 

I really want to know

 

I've never thought about it... until this very moment.

It's a common misconception. He contracted a case of ptomaine poisoning at a chain restaurant and haunted the place ever since.

 

http://www.classactionsnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_detail/public/field/image/friendlyphoto1.jpg