Article: Game Thread: Cubs@Twins 6/19 7:10PM

[Circus Boy]

Off topic, but after six complete, it's Calcetines Rojos 6, Real de Kansas Ciudad 1.

[Bark's Lounge]

I have guests over tonight, but found a small window to sneak away. It looks like Plouffe brought his hard hat and lunch bucket to work today. Great to see. Plouffe is coming back atcha like a MoFo heart attack!

[ashbury]

A ghost walks into a bar and says "give me a beer.... And a mop"

"Do you serve spirits here?"

[sampleSizeOfOne]

A ghost walks into a bar and says "give me a beer.... And a mop"

I think you have to kill the beer for the ghost...

Does that mean you can sell the same beer twice?

[Craig Arko]

If they're ghosts already, is it possible to kill them again?

 

BTW, good job, Rosario.

How many ghosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Riverbrian]

Off topic, but after six complete, it's Calcetines Rojos 6, Real de Kansas Ciudad 1.

 

That was a Circus Boy Circus Boy update

[formerly33]

 

"Do you serve spirits here?"

Brilliant. Positively brilliant.

[ashbury]

Off topic, but after six complete, it's Calcetines Rojos 6, Real de Kansas Ciudad 1.

Muy bueno.

[Gibby]

 

I have guests over tonight, but found a small window to sneak away. It looks like Plouffe brought his hard hat and lunch bucket to work today. Great to see. Plouffe is coming back atcha like a MoFo heart attack!

 

  Just don't study his base running prowess.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"Do you serve spirits here?"

Bartender pulls out a book entitled "to serve spirits"

 

(My, ashburyjohn, but that was good!)

Edited June 20, 2015 by sampleSizeOfOne

[Riverbrian]

I have guests over tonight, but found a small window to sneak away. It looks like Plouffe brought his hard hat and lunch bucket to work today. Great to see. Plouffe is coming back atcha like a MoFo heart attack!

Been waiting for you... Do you have time for a Bark creation... Or should we save it for tomorrow?

[ashbury]

That was a Circus Boy Circus Boy update

Circo Niño, por favor.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A ghost walks into a bar and says "give me a beer.... And a mop"

A Beer walks into a bar and says "give me a Whiskey Coke".

 

It turns out the Beer is not a cannibal. Sorry, I felt like making a bad joke.

[Riverbrian]

How many ghosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many?

[ashbury]

I have guests over tonight, but found a small window to sneak away.

Basement?

[Squirrel]

Seriously, what is it with Nunez and his helmet?!?!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Basement?

I prefer to call it my laboratory.

[Riverbrian]

Seriously, what is it with Nunez and his helmet?!?!

It probably has to do with all that physics stuff that I slept through.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Seriously, what is it with Nunez and his helmet?!?!

Hard to say, except they are soon parted...

 

Maybe it's a batting helmet, not a running helmet?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Been waiting for you... Do you have time for a Bark creation... Or should we save it for tomorrow?

Tomorrows probably better. A little busy tonight. I wish I could though - although I am having a great time.

[Gibby]

 

Seriously, what is it with Nunez and his helmet?!?!

 

  Lord give me strength.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hughes flashes the leather for a 3rd out.

 

Always good to see.

[Blake]

I vote Riverbrian for permanent gameday duty. Obviously, Brian is responsible for the Twins suddenly finding their bats.

 

(just kidding Riverbrian)

(maybe not)

[Gibby]

 

I vote Riverbrian for permanent gameday duty. Obviously, Brian is responsible for the Twins suddenly finding their bats.

 

(just kidding Riverbrian)

(maybe not)

 

  ...and Madden hanging his pitcher out to dry.

[Riverbrian]

I am charming in a good luck sort of way

[sampleSizeOfOne]

...and Madden hanging his pitcher out to dry.

Unlike the tale (not tail, no monkey here) of Mel Famey, a i recall it?

[ashbury]

Let Hughes try for the complete game? If Gameday's correct, he's at 95 pitches

[clank2000]

 

I am charming in a good luck sort of way

I believe Elaine Benes would refer to you as a hipster doofus.

[Gibby]

 

Unlike the tale (not tail, no monkey here) of Mel Famey, a i recall it?

 

  You do keep one on one's toes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Let Hughes try for the complete game? If Gameday's correct, he's at 95 pitches

Concur.

 

Alas, it isn't bad to give Graham his work either.