Game Thread: Twins @ Rangers, 6/12/2015 7:05 p.m. CDT

[USAFChief]

C'mon big Tommy.  All we ask is shutout ball.

[Squirrel]

Hope the long sit down doesn't affect Milone. Pitching a heck of a game.

I call jinx.

[Craig Arko]

I call jinx.

I call medievalism.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I don't like leaving the bases loaded either.

 

It's like, wasteful...

[big dog]

ChiTown, you're hatin' on Blues Fest???

[Hrbowski]

 

Oh good. While we're on the subject of cellos...it must have been their idea, right?

 

Beethoven's9th.jpg

I'm glad to see that the cellists are stone cold sober.

[big dog]

 

I call jinx.

Good call on the jinx.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm glad to see that the cellists are stoned.

//obligatory//

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I call medievalism.

I call...

 

Ghostbusters!

 

They aught to be able to stop the strange thumping...

[USAFChief]

sumbitch.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ooops.

 

Milone crossed the streams.

 

And i thought we had a lead...

[Squirrel]

ChiTown, you're hatin' on Blues Fest???

No, there's actually something else going on at Soldier Field.

[Squirrel]

It's CRArko's fault.

[Craig Arko]

Blech.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Wow. The Rangers are batting Andrus 5th. That's something the Twins would do.

Bark you suck. Burn in hell you bastard.

[howeda7]

Well that's ballgame. Who's starting the 'when will the Twins fall below .500?' thread? I want July 1st.

[big dog]

 

Good call on the jinx.

 

It's CRArko's fault.

I blame the entire team for sucking with runners on base.

[Danchat]

Turns out we needed to score with the bases loaded.

[JB_Iowa]

CBU

 

Plouffe opens the 7th with a single to center.

Vargas strikes out after a pretty good AB.

Rosario walks on 4 pitches.

Runners on 1st and 2nd w/ 1 out.

Suzuki strikes out but the Twins are making Wandy work.

Escobar walks afer a good battle.

 

Bases loaded for Hicks.

Pitching change.  

 

Hicks grounds out to SS.

 

Bottom of 7th

Fielder with a single to right center.

Line Drive out to right center.

Andrus HR brings in Fielder

Foul pop caught by Mauer between H & 1st.

Corporan strikes out.

 

Texas 2, Minnesota 1

After 7

 

 

 

[Craig Arko]

It's CRArko's fault.

Well, you better fix it now.

[USAFChief]

c'mon big Tommy.  All we ask is shutout ball.

[Ultima Ratio]

yeah

[Craig Arko]

Your guy Dozier saves the day.

[formerly33]

DOZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

Dozher-zee!

[JB_Iowa]

DOZIER

 

 

[Squirrel]

I blame the entire team for sucking with runners on base.

Well, this game, yeah. But on the Ranger's broadcast they showed earlier how the Twins are 3rd in the AL with RISP

[Craig Arko]

Well, this game, yeah. But on the Ranger's broadcast they showed earlier how the Twins are 3rd in the AL with RISP

I call statistics.

[Squirrel]

Your guy Dozier saves the day.

And saved your hide.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

But only a tie...

 

We need more fixin's.