Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM

[Craig Arko]

The orchestra interrupts the Third Symphony to play a bit of Yakety Sax in honor of the Rays.

[ashbury]

Jack Morris is not an interesting color commentator.  

Morris's voice is less deep than I would expect from his demeanor. I would have expected more like Chris Finch from The Office.

[formerly33]

 

For my inspirational mocking leading to that out of course, but you knew that.

He also knew that how to spell you're. But I shouldn't join in...I'm not as old and safe from mods as Chief...especially considering that I am just a member.

[spinowner]

 

Dislexia rears its ugly head yet again!

Did you misspell dyslexia on purpose to be funny?

[twinsnorth49]

Eduardo owes us a run here.

[stringer bell]

Bremer going on and on about bunting. Yes, the Twins have failed often bunting, but recently I read that they led the AL with eight bunt hits.

 

Also, I don't want my #3 hitter trying to bunt for a hit leading off the sixth in a one run game.

Edited May 16, 2015 by stringer bell

[formerly33]

Boy, spelling seems to be a huge issue today...Bert, your, dislexia...the list goes on. What next?

[spinowner]

 

This game thread feels like having dinner with my Mom and sister.

Same for me, only more so.

[USAFChief]

 

Eduardo owes us a run here.

and still does.

[formerly33]

Are they intentionally unintentionally walking Kenny?

[formerly33]

What.

[USAFChief]

The two out RBIs have sorta dried up.

[Platoon]

Did you misspell dyslexia on purpose to be funny?

No one will ever know.

[USAFChief]

 

Boy, spelling seems to be a huge issue today...Bert, your, dislexia...the list goes on. What next?

I doubt it.  "What" is pretty easy.

[twinsnorth49]

 

He also knew that how to spell you're. But I shouldn't join in...I'm not as old and safe from mods as Chief...especially considering that I am just a member.

I'm Canadian, we don't use apostrophe's , just ou.

 

Now, about that first sentence......

[Platoon]

Boy, spelling seems to be a huge issue today...Bert, your, dislexia...the list goes on. What next?

It could have something to do with the company you keep.

[Platoon]

What.

Watt

[formerly33]

 

I'm Canadian, we don't use apostrophe's , just ou.

 

Now, about that first sentence......

You mean...I should have said "knows" since he didn't forget?

[formerly33]

Okay, knew that how.... haha. My bad. lol

[Squirrel]

Same for me, only more so.

Lol. Don't make me laugh. It hurts my back. Huggs to the kids and the wife.

[ashbury]

Like well behaved cats we went and settled it in a PM

The first rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. The second rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. Third rule of Cat Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the cat fight is over. Fourth rule: only two cats to a fight. Fifth rule: one cat fight at a time. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Cat Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Cat Fight Club, you have to cat fight.

[spinowner]

 

Lol. Don't make me laugh. It hurts my back. Huggs to the kids and the wife.

Don't know what a hugg is but a hug I can do.

[formerly33]

 

The first rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. The second rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. Third rule of Cat Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the cat fight is over. Fourth rule: only two cats to a fight. Fifth rule: one cat fight at a time. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Cat Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Cat Fight Club, you have to cat fight.

You mean... Gogo vs Spin?

Edited May 16, 2015 by always33

[Squirrel]

Don't know what a hugg is but a hug I can do.

It's a big hug vs a random hug.

[twinsnorth49]

 

You mean...I should have said "knows" since he didn't forget?

Know

[formerly33]

 

It's a big hug vs a random hug.

Is a hu when you hug a little boy and he just stands there, stiff and embarrassed?

[Craig Arko]

Watt

Wait.

[ashbury]

Louder.

And, funnier.

[Buford_T_Justice]

Meanwhile, the legal drinking age in MN when I first moved there was 19. Changed to 21 during my tenure, though.

 

Yeah, I'm that old.

 

The drinking age changed to 21 about 6 weeks before I turned 19.

 

Fortunately, the campus pub didn't get the word.

[Craig Arko]

Is a hu when you hug a little boy and he just stands there, stiff and embarrassed?

I read Hu is pitching in Rochester tonight.