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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/29 @ 6:05pm CT

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kydoty
kydoty

At the ballpark tonight. Camden Yards is exactly the beauty they say it is.

Hosken Bombo Disco
Hosken Bombo Disco

at first I thought that was a photo from modcon/pub crawl

Craig Arko
Craig Arko

Everybody knows they're the best athletes off the field.

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JB_Iowa

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He will look better when he remembers things like... Mechanics.... Repeating his stroke.

 

Right Now he thinks he's this girl

 

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/27/fan-throws-worst-first-pitch-since-50-cent/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

 

 

Apparently a big part of his problem is that he thinks too much.

 

Pitches inside his head.  Wonder if that game turns out better?

ashbury GOAT

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Carnac: "Struck out the side."

Ed: Three up, three down?

Carnac: Three strikeouts in the inning.

Ed: Three strikeouts?

Carnac: In the inning.

Ed: The same inning?

Carnac: In the same inning.

Ed: By both sides, top and bottom of the inning?
Carnac: Half inning.  Three strikeouts in the half-inning, if you're planning to run this past my ex-wife's lawyer for accuracy.

Ed: Which one?

Carnac: The wives, or their teams of lawyers?
Ed: Hey-Yo!

Carnac: May a group of legal aides take up residence in your financial advisor's office building.

Ed: Hey-yooooooo - no, that would be bad.

Carnac: Exactamundo.

Ed: Perhaps you should open the envelope.  This is getting painful.

Carnac: Speaking of painful: "What were the highlights of Trevor May's 5-run fourth?"

sampleSizeOfOne Cooperstown

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You need to get past these primitive superstitions. It was a butterfly flapping its wings in Madagascar.

Where Madagascar is Camden park, wings are bats, and Chris Davis is a butterfly?

 

Yeah, you're right.  i think i need new primitive superstitions.

 

And at least Delmon didn't inflict the damage, and Hardy only walked.

 

But it's still entertaining to talk about 'em.

 

And we got two base runners that inning.  I think there's still hope for us.

ashbury GOAT

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I've been holding off, small sample size and all, but I'm having a hard time picturing May as a top of the rotation kind of guy. Stuff just doesn't look that good so far.

You didn't see promise in the first three innings?

 

What I didn't like was the "cleansing breaths" or whatever they were, that he started doing after a couple of bad pitches.  He doesn't have command of himself (even if that's a foolish attempt at mind-reading on my part).  He needs to fix that before he really will have command of his pitches.

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Apparently a big part of his problem is that he thinks too much.

 

Pitches inside his head.  Wonder if that game turns out better?

In all seriousness... I haven't seen a pitcher this messed up... In quite some time.

ashbury GOAT

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Run schafer!

(If you mean the attempt to save the HR.)  Could break a wrist or forearm on a play like that.

 

Looks like he just plain missed the ball.  Went into the fan's glove cleanly.

glunn St Paul Saints

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Carnac: "Struck out the side."

Ed: Three up, three down?

Carnac: Three strikeouts in the inning.

Ed: Three strikeouts?

Carnac: In the inning.

Ed: The same inning?

Carnac: In the same inning.

Ed: By both sides, top and bottom of the inning?

Carnac: Half inning.  Three strikeouts in the half-inning, if you're planning to run this past my ex-wife's lawyer for accuracy.

Ed: Which one?

Carnac: The wives, or their teams of lawyers?

Ed: Hey-Yo!

Carnac: May a group of legal aides take up residence in your financial advisor's office building.

Ed: Hey-yooooooo - no, that would be bad.

Carnac: Exactamundo.

Ed: Perhaps you should open the envelope.  This is getting painful.

Carnac: Speaking of painful: "What were the highlights of Trevor May's 5-run fourth?"

Totally LIKE.

ashbury GOAT

ashbury

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Have any of you watched "Quickdraw" on Hulu? (the free side)

I think it's the type of humor you all would like.

I'll give it a try, but as with Yogi, I don't usually like the kind of humor that I like.

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