Game Thread: Twins @ Pale Hose, 8/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?

It's kind of like talking to the airline agent in Tommy Boy...

[hawkiconk]

If you want to really observe zubaz in their natural habitat, attend a pre- groom's dinner beer bust in Green Bay.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/ZUBAZ_10.jpg

i can only see the top halves of most of those guys

[ScrapTheNickname]

I walked into a bar in Memphis... The Bartender asked me "what'll you have".

 

I hadn't thought about it... So I said "Surprise Me"

 

He gave me a nude photo of Ernest Borgnine

Where do you come up with this stuff? I bought my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. Do you get it there?

[Ultima Ratio]

This inning may best summarize the architectonic of the Twins' ongoing, half-decade rot.

[James]

This game is taking a very long time.  

[D. Hocking]

Rumor has it the Twins are going to make them as part of their uniform next year as a way to battle declining ticket sales.  (Be too bad if they lose a game where they scored five runs against Sale, that might not happen the next time they face him).

 

  http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/r1_Oc.gfO_edu3cRFp.oew--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/joemauerzubaz.jpg

[Riverbrian]

Where do you come up with this stuff? I bought my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. Do you get it there?

Larceny is how I acquire most of my possessions.

[Tibs]

It sucks that we scored 5 runs against Chris Sale, yet the game is going like this.

[Riverbrian]

I just told me wife... "i'm gonna make you the happiest girl in the whole world"

 

She said "Finally... Well the kids are gonna miss you".

[WLFINN]

At this rate Alex Meyer might have to pitch tonight.

[James]

It sucks that we scored 5 runs against Chris Sale, yet the game is going like this.

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

[Riverbrian]

I just told me wife... "i'm gonna make you the happiest girl in the whole world"

She said "Finally... Well the kids are gonna miss you".

So I said: No No... You don't understand... I want to make love to you badly.

 

She said: yeah badly... Like usual.

[Tibs]

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

[LaBombo]

What a disgusting game!

 

The Twins' bullpen has not yet begun to defile itself...

[Squirrel]

Back from dinner. <hic>. What'd I miss? <hic>. Think I'll just go to bed

[Riverbrian]

If Dozier singles by a toenail every time... It'll be alright.

[hawkiconk]

It ain't over 'til it's over.

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

[LaBombo]

So I said: No No... You don't understand... I want to make love to you badly.

 

She said: yeah badly... Like usual.

Vintage Rivershecky....

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg

[mikeee]

plouffie

[Riverbrian]

If Plouffe Gets on by a toenail... I'm ok with that.

[Ultima Ratio]

The Twins' bullpen has not yet begun to defile itself...

The Sox speak latin…. oh how I really hate them.

[LaBombo]

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

Are you sure you're wearing it on the right end?

[Riverbrian]

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

Still time for a third... You just gotta apply yourself.

[mikeee]

wow.  there is a little bingo going on

[hawkiconk]

Are you sure you're wearing it on the right end?

nope

the left one

[ScrapTheNickname]

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

 

You seem to be some kind of prophet. I hope.

[mikeee]

it is up to the 6 million dollar man now.

[LaBombo]

The Sox speak latin…. oh how I really hate them.

We don't any trouble around here, fellas.  Not in any language.

 

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2671-19772.jpg

[Riverbrian]

No one say it

[mikeee]

it