Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[D. Hocking]

One doesn't get to be head moderator by accident.

 

Things would make so much more sense if it was the other way.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

Atta boy, Santana!

[LaBombo]

Better than he's taking leads off first.

Yeah, and he totally should've had that ball that Dick said was a few inches from being a home run. And Dick never exaggerates. About Danny Santana nearly-homer-robbing catches, anyway. Well, at Target. On Tuesdays.

 

Night games.

[glunn]

I haven't been able to watch, how is Santana fielding Center Field?

 

He just made a very nice catch.

[snepp]

Pasta diving Dozier.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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definitely... Definetly... I get my underwear at K-Mart

 

Shop smart... Shop S-Mart.

 

(And i'm hoping one of the Twins' batter gets to say "This, is my boom stick!" soon...)

[snepp]

#1 google image result for "pasta diving".

 

 

http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2011/04/pastajeter.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

Walk off time.

[snepp]

This Perkins guy is pretty good.

[twinsnorth49]

I like strikeouts

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I like strikeouts

 

I can't complain. Leastwise when we're pitching.

[Gibby]

9 minutes into the 3rd and the Hawks don't have a shot yet, middle of the ice looks like a Tokyo traffic jam.

 

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

[snepp]

I like strikeouts

 

Fascist.

[LaBombo]

Says the Jinx master.

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[twinsnorth49]

Wild 0-3 on the PP, costing them this series so far.

[Hawkeye12]

Fascist.

 

Only on fastballs. Boring and fascist.

[LaBombo]

Pasta diving Dozier.

Does it come with bottomless breadsticks?

[twinsnorth49]

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

 

 

Yeah, I've been there, just a busy place that's all.

[Gibby]

Wild 0-3 on the PP, costing them this series so far.

 

What's costing them is Parise and Suter getting cute instead of firing shots.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

You know your off when Cola is PH for you

[snepp]

Does it come with bottomless breadsticks?

 

How about a few opened, game-used bags of pumpkin seeds?

[glunn]

Twins seem to have lost some of their plate discipline as the season has progressed.

[LaBombo]

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

Yes, a remarkable place, but they continue to drive on the wrong side of the road and still haven't solved their Godzilla issues, according to trusted news outlet Moviefone.

[Gibby]

Yeah, I've been there, just a busy place that's all.

 

petty

[Guest USAFChief]

Walk off time.

[zchrz]

Parm!!

[glunn]

Parm!!!!

[LaBombo]

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!!!!

[snepp]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2010/07/249-artwork-focus.jpg

[stringer bell]

Yeah, we all saw that one coming!