Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/7 @ 6:05 pm CT

[Riverbrian]

Guess I shouldn't have said anything

 

If the game is tied after the bottom of the 8th... My response is: ScottyB... You da man... Don't change... It's working.

 

If the Indians are leading after the bottom of the ninth... I'll use my moderator powers and erase the post completely from the game thread like it never existed.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

It's ok' I'm just having a heart attack. Auto correct got me, he'll was supposed to be hell, and the whole thread was an inane commentary about broadcasters with the overarching theme that Morris is smart, just not interesting.

Crap and noting was supposed to be boring.

 

jack Morris is boring as hell

[Gibby]

I participated in the inane thread, I'm not above it.

 

Inanity is my mantra.

[Riverbrian]

It's ok' I'm just having a heart attack. Auto correct got me, he'll was supposed to be hell, and the whole thread was an inane commentary about broadcasters with the overarching theme that Morris is smart, just not interesting.

 

I love Auto Correct... Lotta times... I just leave it because I like it butter.

[Riverbrian]

Do you know what's cool about Escobar in LF... When the ball is hit to his left... He runs to his left and when it's hit to his right... He runs to his right,

[Gibby]

God, don't put Perkins in..

[Squirrel]

Just home from work. Where's the party?

[Willihammer]

God, don't put Perkins in..

 

Why not?

[Gibby]

Do you know what's cool about Escobar in LF... When the ball is hit to his left... He runs to his left and when it's hit to his right... He runs to his right,

 

I used to just stand there, so I could break on it at the last second to make a fantastic diving grab.

[Paul Pleiss]

I can't wait to watch Axford blow this.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Just home from work. Where's the party?

Left Field where Escobar isn't sucking badly

[Reider]

Thats why you have two teams named "Roughriders" in an 9 team league.

I know Ottawa changed but I had to pretend they haven't to continue on my chosen path.

They weren't the same. Ottawa had a space between Rough and Riders.

[Riverbrian]

Just home from work. Where's the party?

 

It ain't no party until you arrive.

[Gibby]

Why not?

 

I was just continuing the theme. don't put in Burton, don't put in Duensing.

[LaBombo]

Remember when there was no remotes... The crap I used to watch because I didn't want to get up.

Remember when remotes were called 'children'. Must be my silver spoon upbringing.

[Gibby]

I was just continuing the theme. don't put in Burton, don't put in Duensing.

 

I'm a little mortified at my grammar.

[Riverbrian]

Remember when remotes were called 'children'. Must be my silver spoon upbringing.

 

Yeah... That was my first job. Very low wages if I remember right.

[Gibby]

Yeah... That was my first job. Very low wages if I remember right.

 

The bennies were hits on an unattended beer can.

[Riverbrian]

I'm a little mortified at my grammar.

 

I done gave up on them sort of things awhile ago.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Remember when remotes were called 'children'. Must be my silver spoon upbringing.

I had to fiddle with the bunny ears and turn the knob

[Riverbrian]

The bennies were hits on an unattended beer can.

 

You had to drink to calm your nerves... Getting that close to the TV and absorbing the loud static on the Empty Channels 5 6 and 7 as you went from 4 to 8 made you a wreck.

[Gibby]

I done gave up on them sort of things awhile ago.

 

I probably will eventually, but I still have kids around that get a gentle needling from me time to time. When I screw up, it comes back.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Santana! That boy can run!

[Reider]

The Twins better not send Santana down after the way he's been playing..

[cmathewson]

Cleveland announcers on Santana: "I think we're gong to be seeing this kid for some time."

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Come on Dosier! Single to the OF puts us ahead

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm a little mortified at my grammar.

 

Ain't nothin' to my grampar.

 

But yeah, setting a good example is commendable. (or is that comestible?)

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Cleveland announcers on Santana: "I think we're gong to be seeing this kid for some time."

My like button disappeared

[ashbury]

Remember when there was no remotes... The crap I used to watch because I didn't want to get up.

 

The crap I watch because I don't want to flex my thumb.

[LaBombo]

Inanity is my mantra.

Really just a credo for me. But if things keep trending the way they are, I may mantra. Maybe even twice a day. Might come to to three times a day before it's over.

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