Game Thread: Tigers@Twins 9/25 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

I volunteer to assist with post-surgical physical therapy.

 

/ i know, i know, get in line

 

Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.

[ashbury]

http://i.imgur.com/8HjkbXn.gif

 

That took me aback.

 

[twinsnorth49]

Scherzer has give up six walks? I thought walks were bad. And six walks should be terrible. We should be driving in the walked batters and, like, ahead or something, shouldn't we?

 

Oh, that's right, the Tigers pitchers possess the magical ability to make pitched balls miss bats. Twins having been paying to see that magic show all season.

 

 

walk, SO, walk, walk, SO, SO.......works for me.

[ashbury]

ChiTown, apparently your sister looks a bit like Jimmy Page

 

Jimmy Page hears that a lot, about a lot of girls.

[ashbury]

Busted!

 

Captain Buzzkill... To The Rescuuuuue!

[Guest USAFChief]

Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.

Yes.

[ashbury]

Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.

 

Actually, I was hoping it was something more like this:

 

 

"You gotta help me, Doc."

[ashbury]

Gardy's Managin'^TM the bullpen tonight like he wants win #999 or something.

[Willihammer]

That took me aback.

 

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http://i.imgur.com/X5WcVub.gif

[ashbury]

http://i.imgur.com/X5WcVub.gif

 

[Riverbrian]

At least I stopped the ball but wasn't able to get the runner. And yeah, it did sting. My sister the doctor saw my leg a couple days after that and was a bit taken aback.

 

Sis: Why are you limping?

ChiTown: I got hit with a softball

Sis: good thing I went to med school... let's take a look

 

(ChiTown takes off pants revealing a large bruise on her thigh)

 

Sis: (Screams) OH MY FLIPPING...

ChiTown: What what? Is it that bad?

Sis: It's fine... No Worries...

ChiTown: Why are you crying.

Sis: By next April you won't notice a thing.

ChiTown: It's May... Now why are you crying. Tell me!!! Do I need to go the Emergency Room?

Sis: it's too late for that! I'm sorry... I need a second.

[LaBombo]

ChiTown, apparently your sister looks a bit like Jimmy Page

 

And a bit like Plant too, right around the cleft chin. Smells like a ChiTown sister reunion tour. Is ChiTown sister Jonesy still alive too? Who's the drummer until animatronic Bonzo is up and running?

 

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/robert-plant/robert-plant-20080108-360552.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

"Bandwidth Wars." Starring Willi 'n Ash.

[Riverbrian]

Actually, I was hoping it was something more like this:

 

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"You gotta help me, Doc."

 

ChiTowns Sister?

[Guest USAFChief]

sis: Why are you limping?

Chitown: I got hit with a softball

sis: Good thing i went to med school... Let's take a look

 

(chitown takes off pants revealing a large bruise on her thigh)

 

sis: (screams) oh my flipping...

Chitown: What what? Is it that bad?

Sis: It's fine... No worries...

Chitown: Why are you crying.

Sis: By next april you won't notice a thing.

Chitown: It's may... Now why are you crying. Tell me!!! Do i need to go the emergency room?

Sis: It's too late for that! I'm sorry... I need a second. And you should get that bruise looked at too.

ftfy.

[notoriousgod71]

Congrats to the Tigers. They build their team how I wish we did. Trade overrated prospects (note: I said overrated not Sano or Buxton) for superstars and sign complementary FA to build a powerhouse. Take notes, JR.

[Winston Smith]

Cubs won we are only a game out of the 4th pick, looking at the bright side.

[Guest USAFChief]

I just realized, if the Tigers are celebrating winning the Central, that means the Twins have been eliminated, right?

[twinsnorth49]

And a bit like Plant too, right around the cleft chin. Smells like a ChiTown sister reunion tour. Is ChiTown sister Jonesy still alive too? Who's the drummer until animatronic Bonzo is up and running?

 

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/robert-plant/robert-plant-20080108-360552.jpg

 

How about Mick?...................ChiTown, any family resemblance?

 

[Willihammer]

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http://i.imgur.com/1keMABH.gif

[twinsnorth49]

I'll be celebrating right after this season ends and hockey mercifully starts.

[LaBombo]

Actually, I was hoping it was something more like this:

 

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"You gotta help me, Doc."

 

"I can do nothing for you, son..."

http://www.successclick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/true-grit-e1309447401577.jpg

[ashbury]

ChiTowns Sister?

 

Paging Dr. Sisyphus. Paging Dr. Sisyphus.

[ashbury]

"Bandwidth Wars." Starring Willi 'n Ash.

 

Don't need to repeat those videos to mark the end of this crummy game.

[LaBombo]

Cubs won we are only a game out of the 4th pick, looking at the bright side.

Winston Smith for whatever job St. Peter does when he's not tweeting critical Twins fans to wax his Gulfstream.

http://www.jetoptionsjetcharter.com/jetcharterblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Gulfstream-G-650.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

"I can do nothing for you, son..."

http://www.successclick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/true-grit-e1309447401577.jpg

Mattie Ross: [cutting the rope on the tree] Why did they hang him so high?

Rooster Cogburn: I do not know. Possibly in the belief it'd make him more dead.

[ashbury]

"Bandwidth Wars." Starring Willi 'n Ash.

 

I wondered which TD member would cry Uncle first. Imagine my surprise it would be you. I assume your dial-up 300 baud teletype is glowing bright red from the heat generated.

[Ultima Ratio]

Bright side note: 6 walks. We'll walk our way to success.

[ashbury]

I just realized, if the Tigers are celebrating winning the Central, that means the Twins have been eliminated, right?

 

Sure. That's exactly how it works.

[Squirrel]

ChiTowns Sister?

 

Yup, my identical twin sister.