Game Thread: Tigers@Twins 9/25 7:10PM

[LaBombo]

Mattie Ross: [cutting the rope on the tree] Why did they hang him so high?

Rooster Cogburn: I do not know. Possibly in the belief it'd make him more dead.

 

Twins 2013 season, summed up by Rooster:

 

"Well, that didn't pan out..."

 

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[Guest USAFChief]

I wondered which TD member would cry Uncle first. Imagine my surprise it would be you. I assume your dial-up 300 baud teletype is glowing bright red from the heat generated.

I have no idea what that means but I'm considering deleting this post because it sounds vaguely pornographic.