Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/11 1:10PM

[glunn]

Lots of Violinists think Marcato but think Legato!!! And make sure you are able to drown out the bassoon.

 

That makes no sense to me, but sounds like you know what you are talking about.

[stringer bell]

This may go down in Twins History as the "Three True Outcomes Series"!

[Squirrel]

I just noticed ... there is no Hawk at all in the booth for the locals. That's what's making it more tolerable!

 

Well, okay, just pulling ahead helps, too.

[Riverbrian]

Dozier!!!

 

bigger

[ashbury]

heh, well, I was trying to imply that all the posts in a game thread are illegitimate.

 

Without DNA evidence, I deny all posts attributed to me.

[VATwinsFan]

A Morno-copia of home runs.

[Riverbrian]

​Mauer

[glunn]

Carnac: Oo, RISP.

Ed: RISP? Sounds a blend of "limp wrist". I'm not sure I want to pursue that angle.

Carnac: No. Oo RISP. The two together.

Ed: Oo RISP. Like, the baseball statistic?

Carnac: Over-rated in that context, Ye Who Strikes Out At Bat And At Singles Bars.

Ed: Hey yo! That stings a little.

Carnac: May the bees of a thousand fig trees sting the fleas infesting your cheese.

Ed: Hey, that rhymes! So, o wise one, what's in the envelope?

Carnac: "What do you get when you take the 'C' out of 'Coco Crisp'?"

Ed: I don't get it.

Carnac: They can't all be good.

 

Keep those coming -- you are making the Twins score.

[Squirrel]

That makes no sense to me, but sounds like you know what you are talking about.

 

It oddly does make sense ... but I'm not sure how much sense it makes to RB.

[snepp]

Joe Mauer tries to double but the ballpark doesn't cooperate.

[snepp]

Keep those coming -- you are making the Twins score.

 

I should try that, maybe they wouldn't be the only ones scoring.

[glunn]

I just noticed ... there is no Hawk at all in the booth for the locals. That's what's making it more tolerable!

 

Well, okay, just pulling ahead helps, too.

 

He gone?

[Squirrel]

You know, Brian Dozier is really cute! Quite a hottie, as a matter of fact.

[ashbury]

This may go down in Twins History as the "Three True Outcomes Series"!

 

Colabello screwed it up with a base hit.

[Riverbrian]

It oddly does make sense ... but I'm not sure how much sense it makes to RB.

 

Hey Now... I was in a Rock Band for quite a few years... Back when I was Young.

[kydoty]

That's what I love about baseball. You can watch this game religiously for nearly 25 years like I have and you can still come across things you've never seen, like this unreal home run scoring streak.

[Squirrel]

That's what I love about baseball. You can watch this game religiously for nearly 25 years like I have and you can still come across things you've never seen, like this unreal home run scoring streak.

It's not really a streak until they keep it up through September! (okay, so that's just my hope)

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey Now... I was in a Rock Band for quite a few years... Back when I was Young.

http://d3ew4rh7xxgmkq.cloudfront.net/performer/30085/photos/30085a.jpg

 

That's RB in the blue outfit.

[Squirrel]

http://d3ew4rh7xxgmkq.cloudfront.net/performer/30085/photos/30085a.jpg

 

That's RB in the blue outfit.

 

hahahahaha!!! Stop it! I really need to do work! <G>

[glunn]

Hey Now... I was in a Rock Band for quite a few years... Back when I was Young.

 

Neil Young?

[Guest USAFChief]

He gone?

eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyesssssssssssssss.

[Riverbrian]

hahahahaha!!! Stop it! I really need to do work! <G>

 

I'd play in that band with Pride!!!

[Guest USAFChief]

I'd play in that band with Pride!!!

They do a great comic opera version of the Beer Barrel Polka.

[Squirrel]

Arcia has such a nice-looking swing.

[Guest USAFChief]

ARE-see-ya!

[Guest USAFChief]

Arcia has such a nice-looking swing.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Squirrel]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

 

I was trying to keep it legitimate.

[stringer bell]

Puny doubles.

[Mike Sixel]

Just got home and checked the box....KC has 7 SO? Wow.

[Squirrel]

Oou ... this is exciting (for me) Twins-related news ... I'm going to the final Miracle game of the season ... yay!