Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/6 7:10PM

[big dog]

This just in- Colabello does not suck.

[Gibby]

I've heard of less promising sounding marriages than that one being held together that way.

Well, mines lasted 28 years so far. I must be a saint.

[Riverbrian]

I've heard of less promising sounding marriages than that one being held together that way.

 

My Marriage is held together because I don't know how to do laundry!!!

[VATwinsFan]

Colabello Colobberred another one.

[big dog]

Yep, everyone at the party is all wet.

 

Great, scantily-clad, Asian, and wet. And no picture. Think about that instead of sleeping on the plane tomorrow, buddy.

[Riverbrian]

This just in- Colabello does not suck.

 

If looked like a fly to center off the bat... He be strong if it kept going that far with that trajectory.

[Squirrel]

My Marriage is held together because I don't know how to do laundry!!!

 

At least you are honest about that!

[glunn]

Careful... He's a barbecue guy... Glorm will probably be sticky.

 

You have now been deleted from my list of prospective wing men.

[Chance]

Don't just stand there! Go get her a towel! And why don't you be a gentleman and a friend take a picture of her.

[big dog]

You have now been deleted from my list of prospective wing men.

 

Buffalo wings?

[Riverbrian]

At least you are honest about that!

 

Just kidding... We got more than that... If it wasn't for wife... What would I do with all my money.

[glunn]

I wonder what the odds were in Vegas on this game? I also wonder if anyone bet on the Twins.

[Gibby]

Buffalo wings?

 

Oh man, I've been craving wings. To bad there aren't many places around here that have good ones, except upstairs in my kitchen. I don't feel like cooking tonight though.

[Guest USAFChief]

The poker table is awesome. The cardboard fake TF, not so much.

[Riverbrian]

Buffalo wings?

 

Yeah... I love Buffalo Wings... I am a wing man... Glorm can't reverse that.

 

Little Wing is one of the greatest songs ever... I am a Wing Man.

[Gibby]

Just kidding... We got more than that... If it wasn't for wife... What would I do with all my money.

 

I used all my money to put my wife through anesthesia school, so I've been able to flake for the last couple years.

[Riverbrian]

Oh man, I've been craving wings. To bad there aren't many places around here that have good ones, except upstairs in my kitchen. I don't feel like cooking tonight though.

 

They gotta be Vinagar Based... Bone In... Traditional.... Not breaded.

[snepp]

yeah ... but I'm kinda needing Snepp to post a picture for me.

 

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

[glunn]

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-06-at-6-51-57-am.png?w=498&h=456

 

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

[Gibby]

They gotta be Vinagar Based... Bone In... Traditional.... Not breaded.

 

I agree whole heartedly.

[Chance]

Congrats on 28 years! I hope mine makes it to that mark. My 2nd is a week from today. No she is not Asian, but I love her all the same.

[Guest USAFChief]

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

I figured she meant viagra.

[Riverbrian]

I used all my money to put my wife through anesthesia school, so I've been able to flake for the last couple years.

 

That reads different if you take out "School".

[Gibby]

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

 

Probably, speed was everywhere. Heck, I used to take it while line-cooking at Perkins in the 70s.

[Squirrel]

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

 

That could put you on my ignore list.

[glunn]

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

 

There is a Twins baseball team somewhere in Asia -- someone once gave me one of their T shirts.

[big dog]

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

.

 

Yeah, several players from the era have published stories of they and their teammates eating them practically like M&Ms, from a bowl in the clubhouse. She's not exactly breaking a huge story there.

[Gibby]

Congrats on 28 years! I hope mine makes it to that mark. My 2nd is a week from today. No she is not Asian, but I love her all the same.

 

That's awesome. Congrats.

 

What's even more amazing is, I'm bipolar and wasn't diagnosed until I was in my mid 30s. It was quite the ride there for a while.

[Riverbrian]

I agree whole heartedly.

 

We had a restaurant in Grand Forks called Players... They made them perfect... Then they closed and I've been searching for something to match that.

 

B Dubs is just OK... I'm still searching for the perfect wing.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Jamie Carroll...Renaissance man! He pitches, he hits, he makes plays in the field...