Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/6 7:10PM

[Squirrel]

You Slut!!!

 

(RB slinks away)

 

lol ... wow ... didn't know you knew what all I did in that house!

[Riverbrian]

You Slut!!!

 

(RB slinks away)

 

OK... That joke was too strong... Let me change it to... Jeez... ChiTown... Just how many times have you been housed.

[ashbury]

...and how does that make you feel?

 

> We were discussing you, not me.

[buckninetyone]

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool all pitchin' some baseball off of the mound SH*T! almost.

[big dog]

> We were discussing you, not me.

 

I'm sorry, our time is up. Why don't we pick it up here next week? Please leave your check with the receptionist.

[Squirrel]

OK... That joke was too strong... Let me change it to... Jeez... ChiTown... Just how many times have you been housed.

 

I'm on my 3rd home ... the first was actually a house ... loved it ... front porch, back patio, big yard, lots of flowers ... the other two have been condos. The first of those was a more unique space, bigger space, but this one has the location, location, location. <shrug> When I retire, I'm moving back to Minnesota and/or Florida. Am buying a condo there, but not sure I'll end up there.

[Chance]

My first home is still my favorite. The first one is always special.

 

I am playing on being buried in my back yard. Never buying a house again.

[ashbury]

I'm sorry, our time is up. Why don't we pick it up here next week? Please leave your check with the receptionist.

 

OK, thanks, see you next... hey waitaminnit! You owe *me* the check.

[Riverbrian]

I just want to say... I'm not surprised by how many of us on Twins Daily... Are therapy conversant.

[Top Gun]

Did the game get rained out?

[James]

Finally back from class and I see that I missed a lot of good conversation.

 

Beer in hand now.

[big dog]

Albers family: "This is nice and all, but when does the zamboni come out?"

 

I wonder how many times a day Albers hears things like "Coach, the machine took our quarters!" "Puttin' on foil, coach. Want some?"

[IdahoPilgrim]

> We were discussing you, not me.

 

>Say more about that.

 

>What do you think that means?

 

>Why is this important to you?

[ashbury]

OK... That joke was too strong...

 

You douche.

[Riverbrian]

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool all pitchin' some baseball off of the mound SH*T! almost.

 

Cowboy Troy? Is that you?

[Guest USAFChief]

OK... That joke was too strong... Let me change it to... Jeez... ChiTown... Just how many times have you been housed.

Yeah, you housed that all up. Gonna have to do that houser all over again.

[Gibby]

I'm sorry, our time is up. Why don't we pick it up here next week? Please leave your check with the receptionist.

 

Yeah, That is pretty accurate. I had one shrink that put me on Paxil, and I wound up fighting several bikers, then several Bloomington cops, while charging me $250 per hour.

[Riverbrian]

I'm on my 3rd home ... the first was actually a house ... loved it ... front porch, back patio, big yard, lots of flowers ... the other two have been condos. The first of those was a more unique space, bigger space, but this one has the location, location, location. <shrug> When I retire, I'm moving back to Minnesota and/or Florida. Am buying a condo there, but not sure I'll end up there.

 

So you are buying a Condo in the future and living somewhere else? I gotta admit... You have style...

[Thegrin]

8 shutout innings in 98 pitches. and Swarzak won't have to pitch tonight!!! I wonder if Gardy will let him try for the complete game shutout ?

[big dog]

All right, compadres, how long a leash do you give Albers in the ninth? Or do you take him out now and let him savor it from the bench?

[Riverbrian]

Finally back from class and I see that I missed a lot of good conversation.

 

Beer in hand now.

 

If you arrive after Glorm... You are late. If you arrive later still... You are my wife.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah, That is pretty accurate. I had one shrink that put me on Paxil, and I wound up fighting several bikers, then several Bloomington cops, while charging me $250 per hour.

If they were charging you $250 per hour, those probably weren't cops.

[Gibby]

If they were charging you $250 per hour, those probably weren't cops.

 

Ok, that was hilarious.

[big dog]

So you are buying a Condo in the future and living somewhere else? I gotta admit... You have style...

 

If you buy a condo in the future does it come with fancy stuff that hasn't been invented yet?

[James]

If you arrive after Glorm... You are late. If you arrive later still... You are my wife.

Are you asking me to be your wife? RB... I hardly know you.

[ThePuck]

I've missed this game. I know Albers is tossing a shutout...has he looked THAT good?

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, That is pretty accurate. I had one shrink that put me on Paxil, and I wound up fighting several bikers, then several Bloomington cops, while charging me $250 per hour.

 

"Hey you Bikers... You bunch of pussies".

 

that was one of my worst drunk sentences ever.

[big dog]

Are you asking me to be your wife? RB... I hardly know you.

 

It didn't actually sound like a request, did it.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Are you asking me to be your wife? RB... I hardly know you.

 

I don't know about that. 4 months of game threads can give a pretty good insight into who someone really is.

[ashbury]

Are they twins, or Irish?

 

I clicked on somebody's link then it sat unviewed for a while, but it contained this gem: