Twins (Ober) Vs Tigers (Skubal): 8/14/25 6:40 pm CDT

[C-Gangster]

Julien caught the ball! Julien caught the ball!

[ziggy]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I had my annual physical at the VA this week. So I'm sitting in the doc's office and he's staring down at my labs.

He looks up at me and says "Don't eat anything fatty."

I was a bit taken aback, so I asked "like bacon? Cheeseburgers?"

He shook his head. "No, fatty. Dont eat anything."

grammar and punctuation matter.

[S Bart]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

OK sir. Enough. Who are you and what have you done with Mr Julien?

Somebody put something in his sunflower seeds

[Vanimal46]

2 minutes ago, SS MagicMark said:

Eddie's been saving it all up for tonight, it seems. 

Future gold glove 1B as expected 

[C-Gangster]

That fly out would've been a Homer in New york.

Edited August 15, 2025 by C-Gangster

[S Bart]

Just now, ziggy said:

grammar and punctuation matter.

Nahhh...you're among friends...

[USAFChief]

Just now, ziggy said:

grammar and punctuation matter.

Let's eat Grandma.

Let's eat, Grandma.

 

Punctuation saves lives.

 

[T.O.]

17 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

 Maybe it's those ***holes in accounting causing problems 

The no accounts.

[C-Gangster]

If Tarik Skubal strikeouts my lord and savior Luke keaschall I will find him.

[C-Gangster]

Pablo lopez such a beautiful man!

[USAFChief]

Ober's velo sure dropped off again.

[C-Gangster]

Overated!

[C-Gangster]

Pitchers for the day

Bailey Ober (SP4)

Kody Funderburk (SU7)

Kody Clemens (2B)

Tc Bear (Masscot)

[Twindy]

Ober and out.

[Vanimal46]

Funderburk being thrust into a high leverage role in the 2nd half will forever be funny 

[IndyTwinsFan]

Welp, that promising start to the game is now gone.  Sigh. 

[S Bart]

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Let's eat Grandma.

Let's eat, Grandma.

 

Punctuation save

 

Gomer, you should never give grandma a command.

[Doc Lenz]

As he strides to the mound he instills the confidence in his team and the fans that General George Patton did.

spine tingling

[Danchat]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Funderburk being thrust into a high leverage role in the 2nd half will forever be funny 

Y'know, once upon a time he had really good AAA numbers and followed that up with a sub 1.00 ERA rookie season. 2023 feels like a long, long time ago now.

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1 minute ago, Doc Lenz said:

As he strides to the mound he instills the conviction finance in his team and the fans that General George Patton did.

spine tingling

Did you mean George Custer?

[C-Gangster]

Julien stays on the bag! Julien stays on the bag eh!

[Vanimal46]

Julien was not on the base when he caught that but okay 

[Twindy]

Julien throwing the leather. 

[ziggy]

1 minute ago, Danchat said:

Y'know, once upon a time he had really good AAA numbers and followed that up with a sub 1.00 ERA rookie season. 2023 feels like a long, long time ago now.

oponents with a .347 BA against Fundy.

[C-Gangster]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Julien was not on the base when he caught that but okay 

Don't talk like that to my lord and savior ever again.

[Blyleven2011]

2 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Welp, that promising start to the game is now gone.  Sigh. 

Just tuning in , i looked at box score and see we had a lead  , Ober gave them 2 back and now another run for a tie ...

Sucks 

[Doc Lenz]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

Did you mean George Custer?

Not quite blonde enough 

[Doc Lenz]

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to what Maki says when he goes to the mound?

[stringer bell]

Fundy doesn't have good enough stuff to pitch from behind. 

[mrtwinsfan]

With this Bulk inning pitcher thing , Bailey Ober might be the perfect pitcher to go along with the other 2 -so far,  89-90  mph  not gonna be here as a starter long anyway ,