Twins (Ryan) Vs Yankees (Schlittler): 8/13/25 6:05 pm CDT

[Tlaker]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Gasper might as well be holding a cast iron skillet behind the plate 

Shore lunch! Hmmmmmm walleye……

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

LOL I give up, I mean either that dumb *** Brock has a filter or he doesn’t 

Nope. Still works.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Meh. Who cares we are a 90+ loss team now 

Sure, you may be right, but as a mod I have a nominal duty to make sure the discourse remai..………. oh to hell with it lol

[Aggies7]

Clemens has had exactly 0 hits since I said I wanted him back next year. This is why I embrace the negative 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Nope. Still works.

Winner, a godda*n winner 

edited by me 

Edited August 14, 2025 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[Tlaker]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Clemens has had exactly 0 hits since I said I wanted him back next year. This is why I embrace the negative 

But accentuate the positive 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

3 minutes ago, Tlaker said:

Shore lunch! Hmmmmmm walleye……

Nothing funner than cooking good food on a camping trip 🏕️ 🙂

[Aggies7]

Been about 26 hours since our last hit

[ziggy]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Nothing funner than cooking good food on a camping trip 🏕️ 🙂

Life is too short to eat freeze dried food.

[Aggies7]

Their guys don’t miss the hangers. We missed 2 that inning 

[Patzky]

99 mph .. let him burn out and take pitches 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Been about 26 hours since our last hit

Sounds like Credence Clearwater Revival circa 1969-71

[Tlaker]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Been about 26 hours since our last hit

Paul McCartney to John Lennon……

1964

[Vanimal46]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Clemens has had exactly 0 hits since I said I wanted him back next year. This is why I embrace the negative 

He’s gonna end the season with a .675 OPS and there will be numerous TD articles posted about how important he is for the 2026 Twins. 

[Tlaker]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Sounds like Credence Clearwater Revival circa 1969-71

Why I oughtta…..

[USAFChief]

I wonder if Riverbrian is having fun in the Bronx. If he got there 5 minutes late yesterday he's still waiting to see his first Twins hit.

[ziggy]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Sounds like Credence Clearwater Revival circa 1969-71

I heard that through the grapevine.

[RpR]

9 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Gasper might as well be holding a cast iron skillet behind the plate 

Jeffers is catching.

[Patzky]

Just now, ziggy said:

I heard that through the grapevine.

"Look at me I can be centerfield"

 

-Austin Martin

[USAFChief]

7 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Clemens has had exactly 0 hits since I said I wanted him back next year. This is why I embrace the negative 

It's been a few weeks and what he truly is has become obvious. 

[Tlaker]

3 minutes ago, ziggy said:

I heard that through the grapevine.

Temptations say hello but Marvin Gaye….. plus the Miracles were already making bank off that song 

[RpR]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Yes. All us rubes had him pegged for a 1.200 lifetime OPS.

Fortunately you are here to smarten us all up. 

Tell us more about Gasper now please.

You are most welcome.

[Aggies7]

Jazz’ production-to-headache ratio is not great

[Aggies7]

Bottom of the zone does not exist tonight 

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Bottom of the zone does not exist tonight 

Nor top 

[Patzky]

Who's getting our first hit? 

Larnach gets my vote.

 

BTW Outman is getting hot if anyone cares 

[Vanimal46]

Joe Ryan grunting more on the mound than Maria Sharapova on the tennis court tonight 

[Aggies7]

Just now, Patzky said:

Who's getting our first hit? 

Larnach gets my vote.

 

BTW Outman is getting hot if anyone cares 

Keep him down there to work on some things 

[Aggies7]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Joe Ryan grunting more on the mound than Maria Sharapova on the tennis court tonight 

She still plays?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Patzky said:

 

BTW Outman is getting hot if anyone cares 

Who?

 

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