Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 6/23 - 12:10pm

[glunn]

okay ... off to work ... laters all

 

I hope that you have a fun day.

[Riverbrian]

You can have Parise. I doubt Toews will be playing internationally for the US any time soon.

 

Hey North!!! Another Canadian... I should have known... The decent sense of humor... The smell of alcohol on your posts.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I think Pedro made sweet, sweet love to a leprechaun last night, we should be down 6-1 right now.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Hey North!!! Another Canadian... I should have known... The decent sense of humor... The smell of alcohol on your posts.

 

I thought all our posts smelled like alcohol?

[GCTF]

The Twins can't kick Hector Carrasco's ass? The guy must be 50.

[Riverbrian]

Misread and saw "taters all". Hoping this applies just to the Twins batters.

 

I just made some Tots... If you are going to misunderstand... I think it's best to misunderstand all the way.

[ashbury]

I think Pedro made sweet, sweet love to a leprechaun last night, we should be down 6-1 right now.

 

Observations like this make me seriously doubt your claim in response #4 here.

[ashbury]

I just made some Tots... If you are going to misunderstand... I think it's best to misunderstand all the way.

 

I think this thread needs a moderator. Never one around when you need one.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Sometimes... I dunno... it seems like you just make **** up.

 

I thought that was called "journalism."

[glunn]

Carnac: Parodies.

Ed: A topical answer, if nothing else, o Wise One.

Carnac: A topical prescription may be needed for this rash of banality.

Ed: My apologies, o Seer of Seers.

Carnac: [pause] So, any curiosity what the question might be?

Ed: Sorry. Parodies. Open the envelope, please.

Carnac: Other than singing, what is Dolly Parton best known for?

 

They should have hired you to help write the show that we saw last night.

[ashbury]

I thought all our posts smelled like alcohol?

 

Some of RB's posts smell sticky. He said so himself.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I thought all our posts smelled like alcohol?

 

That's why people should drink vodka when they watch Twins games - odorless, hard to detect.

 

Hernandez is another reason to drink vodka while watching the Twins.

[Riverbrian]

Observations like this make me seriously doubt your claim in response #4 here.

 

Yup... Joe just made a sticky!!!

[IdahoPilgrim]

I think this thread needs a moderator. Never one around when you need one.

 

What's that old quote? Who watches the watchers?

[GCTF]

Hey North!!! Another Canadian... I should have known... The decent sense of humor... The smell of alcohol on your posts.

 

The way I spell neighbour.

[Guest USAFChief]

This weekend's Twins-Cleveland series has, at times, almost resembled major league baseball.

 

Almost.

[GCTF]

That's why people should drink vodka when they watch Twins games - odorless, hard to detect.

 

Hernandez is another reason to drink vodka while watching the Twins.

 

It's not working. I still detect him and his odor is overpowering.

[Riverbrian]

What's that old quote? Who watches the watchers?

 

Exactly!!!

 

BTW... I saw Ashbury delete one of his own posts... I restored it...

 

I deleted it after I restored it but I'm watching him.

[drunksam]

Was dickbert just talking **** about Waterworld? Jerks. Dry land is not a myth.

[IdahoPilgrim]

How is this game still 2-1?

[Joe A. Preusser]

Was dickbert just talking **** about Waterworld? Jerks. Dry land is not a myth.

 

That's crazy, Corey and Danny were talking about it too.

[ashbury]

That's why people should drink vodka when they watch Twins games - odorless, hard to detect.

 

Hernandez is another reason to drink vodka while watching the Twins.

 

Hernandez is neither odorless nor hard to detect.

 

/ Gah, too slow.

[GCTF]

How is this game still 2-1?

 

The power of tailbattling.

[ashbury]

The way I spell neighbour.

 

I spell neighbour that way too. I spell the guy next door "neighbor" - your word is just made up.

[GCTF]

Hernandez is neither odorless nor hard to detect.

 

Get your own material.

[Riverbrian]

How is this game still 2-1?

 

Indeed

[ashbury]

The power of tailbattling.

 

"Effectively wild", if he goes 7 with no more runs.

[GCTF]

I spell neighbour that way too. I spell the guy next door "neighbor" - your word is just made up.

 

I also spell forest "fourest" but that might just be me.

[drunksam]

Hernandez is neither odorless nor hard to detect.

 

Racist post of the day? Do we have that award here? Is making fun of the Irish still acceptable?

[Riverbrian]

I spell neighbour that way too. I spell the guy next door "neighbor" - your word is just made up.

 

If an American and a Canadian where to have a speed spelling contest. The American will win because we are smart enough to drop Supeflous letters.