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What did Berios write on the mound? “Dios…?” “God ….?”

With his performance so far in St. Paul? Probably.

Grade 3 hip flexor strain, a complete tear.

How does this season affect the Rule 5 Draft/eligibility for the Rule 5 Draft?

Is there not a rule that any offering must start with or at least include Duensing?

1.) Where are you from? Born on the banks of the Mississippi wedged between two twin cities, raised among the northern pines, I now reside on the west side of the nation where the pacific winds warm my sol....ar panels. 2.) Age Range? I entered the world during the Carter administration, in a month that begins in "July". 3.) What brought you to Twins Daily? Elaysian fields--->BYTO--->Twins "more times than healthy" Daily 4.) Highest level of baseball/softball played? High school/travel ball baseball. Rec league softball. 5.) Favorite Twins Player, and favorite underappreciated Twins player, and if you want, favorite current Twins player? Kirby, Herbie, Baby Jesus. Shane Mack was great and underappreciated. I "like" a lot of the current players Kepler, Berrios, and Buck are some that I am currently crushing on or being crushed by. 6.) Favorite non-Twins Daily site/authors? whatever holds my attention. 7.) Favorite Twitter follows? Mom. 8.) Other interests outside of baseball. Drinking, reading, travel, watching and playing other sports, living in the world of Warcraft. 9.) Favorite part of Twins Daily... The analytical articles that really break down the game and the poor attempts at humor that for some reason still bring out a chuckle or two. 10.) Tell us what we can do better. What features or other topics would you like to see in-season or out of season? Solve all current political crisises that face the nation. 11.) Have you been to any of the Twins Daily "events?" I seem to schedule all of my trips to MN in between them, so no.

He couldn't even be offered one under the current system.

Sober Sam

This is my favorite game ever. I'm pretty sure of that statement.

What is on Berrios's neck?

I will miss him, but this was the "right" move.

A schooner is a sailboat ...

Why does Blackburn's jersey say "Light" on the back of it?

He tweaked his lower back a couple of days ago. http://puckettspond.com/2016/09/13/minnesota-twins-one-night-full-of-up-and-down/

Base runners for Dozier please!

Hunter to bench coach. Arica to lf. Eddie to rf.

Lawton for Reed comes to mind. In a bad way.

In my dreams. In my dreams........

How would accepting the will of the voting fan be classless? Every year there is usually an undeserving All-Star or two. Perhaps, if this does happen the whole voting issue is looked at closely and abolished, but then what would replace it? Also, how do you make the "common fan" feel like he is part of the game/process?

Burn the cowbells. Burn them all.

His other SS is DHing. We should carry 3 of them for scenarios like this.

He's not on the 40 and doesn't have to be for awhile.

Go Minnesota!

POOF!!!!!!!!!!!! #@&! Yeah!

Eddie just has this Jeter like clutch, don't he?