Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 6/23 - 12:10pm

[ashbury]

Animal House?

 

Was it Animal House when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[IdahoPilgrim]

Oh, not again - celebrity visit in the booth - these never end well.

[ashbury]

Let the debate commence on whether he should come out for the sixth or not. I say no, because he was starting on short rest, and just because.

 

+1 to you for raising the right question. I guess Gardy decided things had gotten sticky enough already.

[Riverbrian]

+1 to you for raising the right question. I guess Gardy decided things had gotten sticky enough already.

 

Pedro had to get back to Rochester and he has to get the rental car back in time or pay the extra day.

[ashbury]

Pedro had to get back to Rochester and he has to get the rental car back in time or pay the extra day.

 

Does the car seat 4, 5, or 6?

[IdahoPilgrim]

+1 to you for raising the right question. I guess Gardy decided things had gotten sticky enough already.

 

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole.

[GCTF]

Does the car seat 4, 5, or 6?

 

No idea, but, I bet it has fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

[ashbury]

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole.

 

You call that 20 feet?

[Guest USAFChief]

No idea, but, I bet it has fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

Wait...what's this all aboot?

[ashbury]

Wait...what's this all aboot?

 

We're loading the car for Rochester, eh.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Wait...what's this all aboot?

 

I'm not sure either, but I'm starting to think these threads should come with warning labels for age appropriateness.

[Guest USAFChief]

I agree fully... However... I typed it in real small print so guys your age couldn't read it.

Hah, tricked ya! I can see small things with a magnifying glass.

 

It's a little trick my wife swears by.

[glunn]

No idea, but, I bet it has fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

 

In any other thread I would delete this as an ethnic comment. There is extra latitude in game threads, but please be mindful of TD policy about this. And yes I realize that we let the Irish stuff slide, but only because the Irish are no longer persecuted, except by their spouses.

[Riverbrian]

Hah, tricked ya! I can see small things with a magnifying glass.

 

It's a little trick my wife swears by.

 

Your gonna get in one of those A-10's and fly over my house... Ain't ya?

[ashbury]

It's a little trick my wife swears by.

 

First one to take a swing at this hanging curve gets banned.

[Guest USAFChief]

Your gonna get in one of those A-10's and fly over my house... Ain't ya?

A-10's? What is this, the '80s?

 

It's all about the drones, baby.

[Riverbrian]

In any other thread I would delete this as an ethnic comment. There is extra latitude in game threads, but please be mindful of TD policy about this. And yes I realize that we let the Irish stuff slide, but only because the Irish are no longer persecuted, except by their spouses.

 

Its Ok... He's Canadian!!! They make fun of everyone equally.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Your gonna get in one of those A-10's and fly over my house... Ain't ya?

 

This is the new air force, baby! Predator drones!

 

Edit: Dang! Got scooped again!

[nicksaviking]

So Costner's in the booth and For the Love of the Game is the baseball movie we decided to ask him about? Interesting. Isn't that like sitting with Robert De Niro and ask him quesitons about Meet the Parents?

[Guest USAFChief]

We're loading the car for Rochester, eh.

If he takes it back to Rochester, won't he have to pay the dropoff fee?

[IdahoPilgrim]

So Costner's in the booth and For the Love of the Game is the baseball movie we decided to ask him about? Interesting. Isn't that like sitting with Robert De Niro and ask him quesitons about Meet the Parents?

 

This.

[ashbury]

I'm not sure either, but I'm starting to think these threads should come with warning labels for age appropriateness.

 

We consciously walk a tightrope on that, but I do feel more concern about getting gender-unfriendly - it's quite the sausage-fest here most days and I take as much blame as anybody.

[IdahoPilgrim]

We consciously walk a tightrope on that, but I do feel more concern about getting gender-unfriendly - it's quite the sausage-fest here most days and I take as much blame as anybody.

 

It must be that vodka thing we talked about earlier.

[glunn]

We consciously walk a tightrope on that, but I do feel more concern about getting gender-unfriendly - it's quite the sausage-fest here most days and I take as much blame as anybody.

 

Sometimes I wish that TD members could read the moderator forum and see how hard we are working to try to find a maintain a balance between letting people post what they want and maintaining the spirit of TD policy.

[ashbury]

Meanwhile, Fien gave us a nice inning in the sixth.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Hey! Anybody following the game? This is starting to get interesting!

[Guest USAFChief]

We consciously walk a tightrope on that, but I do feel more concern about getting gender-unfriendly - it's quite the sausage-fest here most days and I take as much blame as anybody.

Speaking of hanging curves...

[Riverbrian]

A-10's? What is this, the '80s?

 

It's all about the drones, baby.

 

Chief: Say... I need to use one of those drones for a trip up to North Dakota... Can you make sure its fully loaded.

 

Inventory: Ummm... I can't just hand out a drone to you. Which base are you traveling to... Grand Forks or Minot.

 

Chief: Grand Forks for sure!!!

 

Inventory: how Bout an A-10... We've got a 100 of them just sitting in the back...

 

Chief: They are so 80's

 

Inventory: It will be fully loaded.

 

Chief: That'll Work

[glunn]

Hey! Anybody following the game? This is starting to get interesting!

 

Yes, the Indians and the first base ump are doing what they can to give the Twins a chance to win.

[ashbury]

Speaking of hanging curves...

 

Urban Dictionary: sausage fest

 

If you had another meaning in mind, well, I do have an appointment with the doctor this week.