Article: Series Preview: Twins vs Mets, 4/12

[Willihammer]

burp!

 

BURRRRRRP

[Trev44]

Wow!

Maybe Worley is injured?

[Riverbrian]

---I will run down Nicollet Mall at midnight wearing nothing but a Homer Hanky and singing "We're Gonna Win Twins" at the top of my lungs if we come back and win this game.

 

Try some optimism...

 

A pessimist like yourself... Says... It can get any worse!

 

An optimist like me... Says... Oh yes it can!!!

[Ultima Ratio]

Try some optimism...

 

A pessimist like yourself... Says... It can get any worse!

 

An optimist like me... Says... Oh yes it can!!!

 

 

Huh?

[jokin]

Huh?

 

We're not supposed to get it....North Dakota humor....RB actually thinks this a splendid night for baseball....

[Willihammer]

Who is slower, Plouffe or Morneau?

[ashbury]

Heroin for my Brandy please.

 

Cyanide for my heroin, please.

[Riverbrian]

We're not supposed to get it....North Dakota humor....RB actually thinks this a splendid night for baseball....

 

Nothing like blowing a joke on the Internet!!!

 

BTW... Every night is a slendid night for baseball.

[Guest USAFChief]

Who is slower, Plouffe or Morneau?

Yes.

[LaBombo]

Who is slower, Plouffe or Morneau?

Depends. If Plouffe is playing third it's pretty close. Second or short, and Plouffsie is a speedy two-spot middle infielder who runs rings around 'Neausie.

[ashbury]

Nothing like blowing a joke on the Internet!!!

 

BTW... Every night is a slendid night for baseball.

 

Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm watching the Mets broadcast...did FSN show the two guys ice fishing in the upper deck?

[Badsmerf]

I'm watching the Mets broadcast...did FSN show the two guys ice fishing in the upper deck?

Yes they did. Did they look like a couple tools on the Mets broadcast too?

[Gibby]

So what did I miss?

[Willihammer]

Don't worry guys, we got Pedro

[Willihammer]

So what did I miss?

 

Oh just a coupla moonshots. Nothing you could see without a telescope.

[GCTF]

Maybe Worley is injured?

 

Possibly. after all who else but the Twins medical staff would advise pitching through your injury in a snowstorm.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yes they did. Did they look like a couple tools on the Mets broadcast too?

Yup. Along with the other 3 or 4 thousand people who paid good money to watch this. Wait...that includes me.

[Guest USAFChief]

Don't worry guys, we got Pedro

For another couple hours, till this game mercifully ends and Pedro gets sent down when they activate Diamond.

[Riverbrian]

Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight.

 

Vanimal walks into a bar.

 

Bartender says... Why'd you give up so many runs. Give me those stupid glasses.

[stringer bell]

Vanimal is very hittable. Unless he can get movement and grounders off his hittable stuff, we might be seeing more games like this. I didn't see the entire appearance, so I guess I didn't see any indication that he wasn't trying to compete.

[GCTF]

I'm sure all the fansicles are hoping for the big comeback right about now.

[Guest USAFChief]

I didn't see the entire appearance...

Well, that's understandable, given it only lasted 4 outs. On the other hand, if you go by time, you must have missed the first 90 minutes.

[Willihammer]

Niese can implode with the best of em. 5th inning only

[Riverbrian]

Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight.

 

Knock Knock

 

Who's there?

 

Vanimal!!!

 

Like I'm letting you in!!!

[Ultima Ratio]

Down 6 with one out and you send Morneau? Thought there was a rule against sending him into collision/close plays at the plate.

[ashbury]

Well, that's understandable, given it only lasted 4 outs. On the other hand, if you go by time, you must have missed the first 90 minutes.

 

Must be some kind of relativistic effect like the Lorentz Contraction, caused by slower-than-bat travel. Not to be confused with the 2002 Minnesota Twins Contraction.

[Ultima Ratio]

Did everyone see those chuckle heads fighting for the bat?

[ashbury]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Vanimal!!!

Like I'm letting you in!!!

 

Guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Worley, and he's about to jump!" the dog replies.

[Riverbrian]

Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight.

 

Why did the Vanimal cross the road?