Game Thread: Minnesota @ Cleveland 9/7/21, 5:10pm CST

[sampleSizeOfOne]

36 minutes ago, h2oface said:

When balls are called strikes and strikes are called balls..... there is a human calling them.

we should strike!

(but i can't waltz...)

[downunder twins fan]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Damn humans

Yeah at a certain point you wish it was just consistent for both teams. 

[LVTwinsfan]

Should be an error

[RickOShea]

I've never seen a team like the Twins, whose sphincter tightens as much as theirs does,  in the late innings.

[LVTwinsfan]

They gave Ramirez a hit on that, scorekeeper is an Indians fan

[RickOShea]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

They gave Ramirez a hit on that, scorekeeper is an Indians fan

Gotta give him a hit.  don't you feel sorry for how ugly he looks?

[Brock Beauchamp]

Thielbar has an innate ability to slow down a baseball game. 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Thankfully the left field fence is very tall at Progressive. 

[LVTwinsfan]

5 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Thielbar has an innate ability to slow down a baseball game. 

Whatever it takes

[LVTwinsfan]

8 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Gotta give him a hit.  don't you feel sorry for how ugly he looks?

Yeah sure

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Escape!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Simmons on base again.

 

Can't complain.

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Simmons on base again.

 

Can't complain.

His ops is still a bad credit rating

[sampleSizeOfOne]

RBI Arraez!!!

[Nine of twelve]

Luis Arraez. Dicknroy are talking about what a great AB that was, and I concur.

[Longdistancetwins]

Really nice!

[downunder twins fan]

TRIPLE!!!

[h2oface]

Buxton now under .300, and his BA has dropped .70 + since his return.....

I hate Reds pitchers. Mahle can suck it. Sims, too, for 2019 September beaning in the head.

[LVTwinsfan]

Since pitchers and catchers show up in February, it only took Colome 6 months to get ready for this season

[RpR]

Hmm, just tuned in; it seems when I only catch the end of a game, the Twins do better.

I hope the Twins bring Cruz back and he can teach Rortvedt how to hit.

[h2oface]

I can't believe we have to watch Colome all the time now. Convenient to leave out those two horrible blown saves (18th and 25th against Cleveland and Boston) when talking about how he has been real real good since August 1.

I still hate seeing him pitch. I will forever.

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, h2oface said:

I can't believe we have to watch Colome all the time now. Convenient to leave out those two horrible blown saves (18th and 25th against Cleveland and Boston) when talking about how he has been real real good since August 1.

I still hate seeing him pitch. I will forever.

You have a lot  of hate

[RpR]

It seems Gant is securing a spot on the team for next year; Twins have 12 Ks, beautiful game.

Ah, Colome is throwing ground ball again.

[h2oface]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

You have a late of hate

We can't all be perfect, late of hate.

[LVTwinsfan]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

We can't all be perfect. late of hate.

I fixed it, you’re too quick on the draw

[LVTwinsfan]

I love that Colome got the save again

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Gant with a W...

[h2oface]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I fixed it, you’re too quick on the draw

Something else to critisize me personally for. Have at it. You never miss an opportunity. 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I love that Colome got the save again

What a waste of venom and spite.

[RpR]

3 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I love that Colome got the save again

Da Rookery and the da Golden Glove win the game for the Twins, beautiful.

Sadly it looks like Detroit will lose again so they will not gain on Cleveland.