Game Thread Twins vs Reds 8/3/21 6:10 PM CDT

[h2oface]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Sorry, sometimes I'm dyslexic.

KO

[h2oface]

Danny Coulombe has given up a .545 batting average to the first batters he faces!?! The stat book Baldelli uses must not consider that in his decisions....

[RickOShea]

Has Rocco decided where the after season team party is being held?  Chuck E. Cheese or Peter Piper?

[MMMordabito]

Great plate discipline there by Sano.

[h2oface]

Money Man. Damn.

That could very well be the ball game. Bases loaded double play. That was a horrible launch angle from the launch angle revolutioary.

[RickOShea]

That's a familiar sight!

 

[Aggies7]

The bringer of lame. Constant disappointment in the big situation 

[RickOShea]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

The bringer of lame. Constant disappointment in the big situation 

Yes, his production during moments of intense trepidation, tends to waft away, like smoke from a crack pipe.

[Aggies7]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Yes, his production during moments of intense trepidation, tends to waft away, like smoke from a crack pipe.

If you can’t run and can’t play the field, you’d better be able to hit. If you can’t do that, I don’t know what else there is?

[h2oface]

Helluva defensive setup. Simmons out and Astudillo in. I did like Donaldson hitting, though.

[Danchat]

Donaldson with the bases loaded in 2021: 0 for 6, 1 walk

In RISP situations: .662 OPS

?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Helluva defensive setup. Simmons out and Astudillo in. I did like Donaldson hitting, though.

I wonder if you can hear the cogs squeak in Rocco's brain?

[RickOShea]

Has Cave gotten his first ML hit, yet?

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, Danchat said:

Donaldson with the bases loaded in 2021: 0 for 6, 1 walk

In RISP situations: .662 OPS

?

Brutal all year in the clutch. But at least he makes up for it by constantly being injured and yapping his mouth 

[Aggies7]

Cave swings at ball 3, a pitch that almost hit him

[RickOShea]

To the bat Cave, Robin.

[RickOShea]

Bremer calls our bullpen, unreliable?  Where's he been?

[RickOShea]

Watch the game will be called before the Twins can score, due to a COVID ALERT!!!!!!  All players to clubhouse, immediately.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Polanco!

[Aggies7]

The reverse bremergasm! What a rarity!

[RickOShea]

Bremer " Clearly a foul ball "  What's he been smoking?

[MMMordabito]

That was a classic battle won by Polanco

 

[RickOShea]

2 of the first3 Reds get on base.

[Aggies7]

Hold on to your hats, ladies and germs. It’s colome time

[Aggies7]

Colome cannot be allowed to blow this game, Rocco.

[MMMordabito]

Why do the Twins still employ this individual?

[Aggies7]

I mean literally, put anyone else in, I honestly don’t even care who. How many times do this have to fail

[Aggies7]

Why is Jesus colome still in this game, Rocco?

[RickOShea]

This guy sucks buttermilk.

[MMMordabito]

Look at Rocco rearranging his spreadsheets, Colome must have been collated in the wrong spot.