If we are going to be bad this year can we at least have fun?

[TheLeviathan]

Nick Blackburn.

 

Wait....we still have him?

 

[iastfan112]

Joe Mauer for Player-Manager.

[jimbo92107]

Bring back that goofy R.A. Dickey guy. Watching batters wave at his knuckle balls was hilarious!

[Otwins]

Sign Ugeth Urbina and put him in charge of the defense. I can see him chasing fielders around with his machete and gas can after yet another error.

[freshinthehouse]

Let's keep the 80s alive and bring in Jamie Moyer. I'd wager he could put up #s that'll match that bum we signed from Pittsburg.

[Oldgoat_MN]

And give LeCroy the green light to steal.

OK, that one made me laugh out loud.

[Rosterman]

Orlando Cabrerra...doesn't that insure a playoff spot? Bring back Thome! Reyes IS looking for work! Have Triple-A line-up day one week each month!

[70charger]

Hmmmm....

 

I might bring back Thome....

[Nick Nelson]

I started spinning some ideas for 2013 Twins promos on Twitter today. Among my suggestions:

 

Bring your kids out to the park on Sundays for a chance to pitch the 6th inning!

 

10-year reunion of the '03 team that won a playoff game!

 

First 10,000 fans get a discarded ulnar collateral ligament.

 

Anybody else have ideas?

[Joe A. Preusser]

I started spinning some ideas for 2013 Twins promos on Twitter today. Among my suggestions:

 

Bring your kids out to the park on Sundays for a chance to pitch the 6th inning!

 

10-year reunion of the '03 team that won a playoff game!

 

First 10,000 fans get a discarded ulnar collateral ligament.

 

Anybody else have ideas?

 

- In honor of our 52nd year as the The Minnesota Twins, the club is proud to announce that if we are down by 5 by the 2nd inning, free beer the rest of the way.

 

- We'd like to announce the first ever player/batboy position in history: Congratulations Drew Butera!

 

- The club is proud to announce that the pine trees will be back as our starting center fielder.

 

- The Team is officially going to be renamed the "Rochester Elite" squad.

 

I kid because I love. Go Twins.

[Huey270]

A fly ball to Delmon Young was always interesting........

[TheLeviathan]

Anybody else have ideas?

 

Creepy Carroll Face Day - First 10,000 fans get a Carroll poster to put over their bed sure to scar them for life!

 

"Can't give money away Day!" Where Terry Ryan stands outside the gates offering you significantly less money than you're willing to take to attend a Houston vs. Minnesota matchup.

[John Bonnes]

Bring back the trees. Plant them on the mound.

[ThePuck]

anyone remember Jacques Jones trying to catch high fly balls hit out to LF. Talk about hilarious. I took a lady friend of mine to a game and saw him completely lose two in one game and misjudge another...