Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 6/28/2019

[Riverbrian]

 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

 

You don't mean that! 

[USAFChief]

You don't mean that!

you're right. I withdraw my comment.

[Riverbrian]

 

you're right. I withdraw my comment.

 

[mrtwinsfan]

 

Sano has a 11.9 AB/HR. That's elite and why we should have patience with the guy. 

Not a hater- but big man gotta get that k rate down closer to 35%.  

[Don Walcott]

What the **** are you guys talking about?

[Don Walcott]

Time for Berrios to get McCann out.

[Don Walcott]

That’ll do.

[USAFChief]

Well, we know Wade's RF arm is cut out for LF.

[Riverbrian]

 

you're right. I withdraw my comment.

 

About twenty years ago I was sitting in the living room with my wife. 

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: We need to paint. 

 

Riverbrian: What?

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: The living room walls... We need to paint them

 

(Silence)

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: I'm thinking Lavender or maybe a Mauve color... What do you think?

 

Riverbrian: You are slowly sucking the life out of me. 

 

(Silence)

 

Riverbrian: Umm... I mean... Umm... I didn't mean that... I was thinking of something else... I take that back... I issue a full retraction.

 

(Silence) 

 

Riverbrian: If you need me... I'll be at Sherwin-Williams. 

[70charger]

Lewis Thorpe got called up? Cool!

[70charger]

I am super excited about Thorpe!

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2hOLm_k6eCs

[Riverbrian]

 

Lewis Thorpe got called up? Cool!

 

Athletes named Thorpe... Gotta be good. 

 

Athletes named Wade... Also Good.  

[LaBombo]

 

Not a hater- but big man gotta get that k rate down closer to 35%.  

 

You just need to be a little more of fan of the Three True SanOutcomes...

 

Homer... Strikeout... Chocolate Hazelnut Layer Cake.

[USAFChief]

About twenty years ago I was sitting in the living room with my wife.

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: We need to paint.

 

Riverbrian: What?

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: The living room walls... We need to paint them

 

(Silence)

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: I'm thinking Lavender or maybe a Mauve color... What do you think?

 

Riverbrian: You are slowly sucking the life out of me.

 

(Silence)

 

Riverbrian: Umm... I mean... Umm... I didn't mean that... I was thinking of something else... I take that back... I issue a full retraction.

 

(Silence)

 

Riverbrian: If you need me... I'll be at Sherwin-Williams.

got the walls painted yet?

[LaBombo]

 

 

Mrs. Riverbrian: I'm thinking Lavender or maybe a Mauve color... What do you think?

 

Don't underestimate Taupe, Mrs. Rb!

[Riverbrian]

 

You just need to be a little more fan of the Three True SanOutcomes...

 

Homer... Strikeout... Chocolate Hazelnut Layer Cake.

 

Three true outcomes at Dave and Busters

 

High Score, Game Over and Food Sickness. 

[Riverbrian]

 

got the walls painted yet?

 

Oh Yeah

 

Had to do it by myself... But, I found away for her take over. 

 

I started to paint with my left hand exclusively. 

 

By doing that... it looked like I was doing it wrong and she insisted on taking over. 

 

That is how I've remained married for 29 years. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Don't underestimate Taupe, Mrs. Rb!

 

Believe me she doesn't. She likes them colors soft. 

[GCTF]

 

You just need to be a little more fan of the Three True SanOutcomes...

 

Homer... Strikeout... Chocolate Hazelnut Layer Cake.

Mmmmmm...strikeout

[MNT1996]

Wade's family seems so nice. Good to see him get up to the bigs.

[LaBombo]

 

Athletes named Wade... Also Good.  

 

Possible exception: swimmers.

[Don Walcott]

Nice wheels, Arraez!

[Riverbrian]

 

Wade's family seems so nice. Good to see him get up to the bigs.

 

One of my favorite parts of baseball is watching major league first games, moments. 

 

I insist on being there for every one. 

 

[LaBombo]

 

Lewis Thorpe got called up? Cool!

 

That's two of us...

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Don’t any of the White Sox infielders throw right handed? Maybe that infielder could switch with the pitcher next time Sano comes up

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ugh so close

[Riverbrian]

 

Ugh so close

 

The baseball Gods can be cruel. . 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The baseball Gods can be cruel. .

 

Wade got hit, then almost got a hit

[Riverbrian]

How many innings of 2-2 baseball in the past 36 hours? 

[Riverbrian]

 

Wade got hit, then almost got a hit

 

Hit has to me the next progression in the algorithm.