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Squirrel GOAT

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Tattoos are awesome! When I can make up my mind of what I want permanently adorned on my body, I’ll probably get several.

Squirrel GOAT

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I've thought about it several times, but I think my time has passed now

You are never too old. In fact it’s probably better to get tattoos when you are older. It’s less likely your tat will get distorted when you get one when your skin is already old and wrinkled.

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You are never too old. In fact it’s probably better to get tattoos when you are older. It’s less likely your tat will get distorted when you get one when your skin is already old and wrinkled.

So, twenty years from now, then?

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The 3 tattoo is apparently on Johnny Depp.

 

I don't have any tattoos, but I would only get jokey ones.

For example, I could get a tattoo of a thermos.  Then if it's too hot or too cold, I can make a big production out of adjusting the Thermos Tat.

 

Or, I could get a tat 2.

 

Or, I could do what I did in the original post, and say I would never get a tattoo only to then reveal a tat 3. The clincher then would be to say, "Ah, I was just kidding. I would get a tattoo," followed by revealing a tat 2 in another location.

 

I used to be a HUGE Words with Friends player, and I was obsessed with how often the word "Qi" was played in nearly every game. It was at this time when I met a girl who had a tattoo on her wrist of two scrabble letters -- QI. There was nothing for it but to marry this girl, obviously. Strange how stuff like that works out.

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Squirrel GOAT

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Basically, "dad joke" tattoos for you, then.

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/42/dd3f3e00701ae65da59b79ee82122abc.jpg

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7040030/12-joke-tattoos-that-were-totally-worth-it

That would put a huge damper on the night for me on that reveal. That would be ... how to phrase it ... libido draining. And I like tattoos as a rule, they are not a deal breaker, but that one could be.

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That would put a huge damper on the night for me on that reveal. That would be ... how to phrase it ... libido draining. And I like tattoos as a rule, they are not a deal breaker, but that one could be.

So, something more along the lines Doom laid out, for your viewing delectation?

 

9171b70ab590f21ac06268da82285048--thermo

Squirrel GOAT

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So, something more along the lines Doom laid out, for your viewing delectation?

 

9171b70ab590f21ac06268da82285048--thermo

I’m sure Doom’s wife would find it adorable. Uh huh. Yeah. That’s it.

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