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This game will be completed tonight.

 

WOW, i must have missed  some of the Spanish lessons on the Spanish Twins Game Thread......

My reply:

   1. Same to you Amigo!!!!   :mad:    or:

    2. The safe one:  Concur   :)

My daughter, a senior in high school, has taken and passed AP Spanish. Between her and Google Translate I can write the occasional Spanish sentence with the best of them.

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This game will be completed tonight.

 

 

My daughter, a senior in high school, has taken and passed AP Spanish. Between her and Google Translate I can write the occasional Spanish sentence with the best of them.

Your daughter is 18? As the father of a very pretty 5 year old, I'm wondering at what age you had to start burying prospective boyfriends in your back yard?

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Your daughter is 18? As the father of a very pretty 5 year old, I'm wondering at what age you had to start burying prospective boyfriends in your back yard?

As soon as one of them manages to get across your moat.

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Your daughter is 18? As the father of a very pretty 5 year old, I'm wondering at what age you had to start burying prospective boyfriends in your back yard?

 

 

As soon as one of them manages to get across your moat.

None of them even got to the moat. The razor-wire electric fence prevented them from getting that far.

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5. Fortune Cookies – They used to have predictions in them… “Stay away from people named Carole”… 

 

Now you are really tempting fate. You do realize that ChiTown will read this, and, well, I don't want to be around when that happens.

 

Carole? And all this time I thought ChiTown was her real name.

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None of them even got to the moat. The razor-wire electric fence prevented them from getting that far.

Ya gotta let someone "swim upstream" as it will happen...weed out the weak, across the razor wire, survive the moat, scale the wall, avoid the dogs......she is all yours "son"   ;)  

Edited by Jerr
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Your daughter is 18? As the father of a very pretty 5 year old, I'm wondering at what age you had to start burying prospective boyfriends in your back yard?

 

I told my daughter she can date when she's 30.  Only 8 years to go! 

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White Sox

Dylan Covey ®

Twins

Adalberto Mejia (L

)
1. Tim Anderson ® SS
2. Tyler Saladino ® 2B
3. Jose Abreu ® 1B
4. Todd Frazier ® DH
5. Avisail Garcia ® RF
6. Matt Davidson ® 3B
7. Willy Garcia ® LF
8. Kevan Smith ® C
9. Leury Garcia (S) CF

 

1. Brian Dozier ® 2B
2. Robbie Grossman (S) DH
3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
4. Miguel Sano ® 3B
5. Max Kepler (L) RF
6. Jason Castro (L) C
7. Jorge Polanco (S) SS
8. Eddie Rosario (L) LF
9. Byron Buxton ® CF

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I told my daughter she can date when she's 30.  Only 8 years to go! 

We were more lenient. Our daughter was pleased to learn she could date when she turned 16, until she remembered both her parents work in the computer biz and hexadecimal is our natural number system.

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I'm glad to hear Bert is getting at Mauer for not making any adjustments when they shift him to the extreme left. 

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