Game Thread: Twins vs. Tigers, 9/21/16 @ 7:10pm CST

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

uffda. The radar heading into Target Field is telling a bad story, folks. Be careful out there.

[twinssporto]

I'm going to stay up all night to see this game through!

[HitInAPinch]

 

Chief, is that you?

Si  

[operation mindcrime]

Cabrera's blast: "Gone, Without The Wind"

 

http://365thingsaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/GoneWiththeWind1.jpg

It should be the song "She's like the wind " sung by Patrick Swayze for the movie "Dirty Dancing."

[Platoon]

I don't know what you're talking about. Looks like another 23k attendance night to me.

No waiting for a restroom!

[LaBombo]

 

I'm going to stay up all night to see this game through!

We'll draw straws to see who brings you in and puts you to bed...

 

[Platoon]

So if they don't play? A DH tomorrow? Double the pleasure, double the fun!

[Platoon]

We'll draw straws to see who brings you in and puts you to bed...

 

Waiting for the Great Pumpkin!

[LaBombo]

 

Waiting for the Great Pumpkin!

 

39 days and counting! THIS is finally going to be the year!

[LaBombo]

Thunder clap right over Target, and Torii Hunter bricks his new pair of mesh Jockeys in front of the 500 remaining Twins broadcast viewers, 90% of whom fell asleep with the tv on.

[wsnydes]

My wife is trying to drive home from work. She pulled over and said that it's like driving with a blindfold on. Not looking good to get the rest of the game in.

[snepp]

 

Thunder clap right over Target, and Torii Hunter bricks his new pair of mesh Jockeys in front of the 500 remaining Twins broadcast viewers, 90% of whom fell asleep with the tv on.

 

Damn, and I had shut the TV off too.

[Platoon]

Some day, many years hence, in a university far away, a student going for he his doctorate in psychology will unearth the archives of TD GT in a cave on the Red River in Fargo. His thesis will be a study of why a small, and I might add insignificant portion of the interweb would not only watch such a sporting event, hosted by a most hapless group of athletes, but also why they would be disappointed in its delay due to inclement weather. He will likely conclude it was but a curious subspecies, long extinct. Working from the uncovered evidence a conclusion was reached on the demise of the last of this tribe. Buried under large piles of excrement!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What'd i miss?

[wsnydes]

Craig Counsell yelling at the ump is pure comedy. It's so against his nature.

[ashbury]

She pulled over and said that it's like driving with a blindfold on.

Fellow users of the local roads must be worried about learning the answer to this obvious question: "how exactly would she KNOW?"

[ashbury]

What'd i miss?

http://openwalls.com/image/7973/heavy_rain_1920x1200.jpg

[wsnydes]

Fellow users of the local roads must be worried about the answer to this question: "how would she KNOW?"

Practice makes perfect.

[wsnydes]

 

 

What'd i miss?

http://openwalls.com/image/7973/heavy_rain_1920x1200.jpg

Don't forget the crappy jokes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

 

What'd i miss?

http://openwalls.com/image/7973/heavy_rain_1920x1200.jpg

I think i've seen that before.

 

Beautiful water colour!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Don't forget the crappy jokes.

Too late...

[ashbury]

I think i've seen that before.

 

Beautiful water colour!

I was undecided between that one and this:

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6bvbfp6e1r1yutvo1_500.gif

[LaBombo]

I know rain delay programming is a very low priority, but shouldn't a franchise with a 55 year history that includes multiple pennant wins and Hall of Famers have something in the archives to show besides the career stories of the two Twins we've been seeing and hearing every game during an epic six year slide?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I was undecided between that one and this:

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6bvbfp6e1r1yutvo1_500.gif

Both work.

 

Sky coloured water indeed...

 

Save decisions for things matter, say i.

 

Although i have yet to decide what matters...

[snepp]

 

Don't forget the crappy jokes.

 

[snepp]

 

What'd i miss?

 

A Berrios shutout!

[operation mindcrime]

The Braves beat the Mets again. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Some day, many years hence, in a university far away, a student going for he his doctorate in psychology will unearth the archives of TD GT in a cave on the Red River in Fargo. His thesis will be a study of why a small, and I might add insignificant portion of the interweb would not only watch such a sporting event, hosted by a most hapless group of athletes, but also why they would be disappointed in its delay due to inclement weather. He will likely conclude it was but a curious subspecies, long extinct. Working from the uncovered evidence a conclusion was reached on the demise of the last of this tribe. Buried under large piles of excrement!

Rest easy. People in the future will know that the 2016 season really did happen. I've been down in the basement saving game threads too.

http://www.retrotechnology.com/herbs_stuff/128k2.jpg

[Platoon]

Rest easy. People in the future will know that the 2016 season really did happen. I've been down in the basement saving game threads too. http://www.retrotechnology.com/herbs_stuff/128k2.jpg

Boxes of floppy disks! Lol

[USAFChief]

Rest easy. People in the future will know that the 2016 season really did happen. I've been down in the basement saving game threads too. http://www.retrotechnology.com/herbs_stuff/128k2.jpg

We have the same setup!

 

Except I see Mr Fancy-Schancy HBD went with the optional large screen monitor. Well, lah dee dah, ain't you just something!