Article: Gamethread: Twins@Blue Jays 8/26 6:07PM

[twinssporto]

 

No, I like it better when we ignore the game, seems to work better.

You and RiverBrian need to start a separate thread.  The superstition will make you crazy.

 

Here is the call:  TWINS HAVE THIS GAME IN THE BAG! (inspite of the bad Twins pitching)...

 

Trust me.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Big deal.  Between me and Ash, we've been mods here longer than that.

I heard that mod warnings were much harsher back then.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-82ILLIpR3BE/UmqKvubQS9I/AAAAAAAAEII/taWdjH3M264/s1600/30.Pteranodon+attack.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

I'm kinda partial to Mila Kunis style.

 

Seems like a waste of talent.

[Aggies7]

I heard that mod warnings were much harsher back then.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-82ILLIpR3BE/UmqKvubQS9I/AAAAAAAAEII/taWdjH3M264/s1600/30.Pteranodon+attack.jpg

Yeah. When they wanted something to refresh, they went outside!

[twinssporto]

 

Well! I've been chastised for far less around these parts! For shame!

My Twins team is really, REALLY bad but at least I am laughing through the pain.  I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

 

Laughing is the best medicine.

[USAFChief]

Darwin.  Barney.  

 

sigh...

[Aggies7]

My Twins team is really, REALLY bad but at least I am laughing through the pain.  I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

 

Laughing is the best medicine.

[Aggies7]

Darwin.  Barney.  

 

sigh...

Was that the first discovered dinosaur?

 

Get it?

[twinsnorth49]

 

How any MLB team still plays on turf at this point, in 2016, is ridiculous.

The're putting in real grass for next season.

[ashbury]

Big deal.  Between me and Ash, we've been mods here longer than that.

This is somewhat akin to saying that between Methuselah and Honey Boo Boo, there's quite a bit of experience there.

[LaBombo]

Crushed by Barney. Another feather in the cap for the pitching staff.

 

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/331/Barney_2265600b.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

Was that the first discovered dinosaur?

Get it?

[Aggies7]

The're putting in real grass for next season.

I did hear that. Going to be a challenge to say the least with the humidity and light and such

[twinssporto]

My neighbor is having a bon fire tonight with free beer and wine.  I kind of wanted to stay through my 500th post but the way this game is going I think I like the free booze better.  I'll have to wait until tomorrow to hit 500 (unless a Moderator can make that happen).  Technically, sitting through this game and season should automatically give us a 10 post jump in our numbers.  

 

Moderators? 

[twinsnorth49]

Reminder to self to miss first 10 minutes of Sports Centre tonight.

[Aggies7]

They were saying boo-urns

[Vanimal46]

I heard that mod warnings were much harsher back then.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-82ILLIpR3BE/UmqKvubQS9I/AAAAAAAAEII/taWdjH3M264/s1600/30.Pteranodon+attack.jpg

How did you survive 3 different attacks?! I'll tell you what, when someone creates a real life Jurassic Park, you're going to be my guide.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Runner up for the evening's preposterous statement award: Jackie Mo says that Twins pitching is getting "almost hard to watch".

 

Not really sure what they could do to become more unwatchable at this point, unless the league would let them occasionally sacrifice a small animal on the mound.

But we're looking to speed up the game ...

[twinsnorth49]

 

I did hear that. Going to be a challenge to say the least with the humidity and light and such

Yeah, I'm no botanist but I'm sure they have it sorted. Kicking the CFL team out of there should help it.

[ashbury]

So, keep Dozier, and install Polanco as our starting SS for 2017? Who's with me?

[USAFChief]

 

My neighbor is having a bon fire tonight with free beer and wine.  I kind of wanted to stay through my 500th post but the way this game is going I think I like the free booze better.  I'll have to wait until tomorrow to hit 500 (unless a Moderator can make that happen).  Technically, sitting through this game and season should automatically give us a 10 post jump in our numbers.  

 

Moderators? 

I'm fining you 10 posts for not inviting us over for free beer and wine.

 

You're down to 485.

[twinsnorth49]

If there’s a goal that everyone remembers
It was back in old seventy two
We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger
And all I remember is sitting beside youYou said you didn’t give a **** about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr

[twinssporto]

 

I'm fining you 10 posts for not inviting us over for free beer and wine.

 

You're down to 485.

I thought you were out of state.  Guess it doesn't matter...You always ask everyone over.  Sorry!

[LaBombo]

 

How did you survive 3 different attacks?! I'll tell you what, when someone creates a real life Jurassic Park, you're going to be my guide.

I'll do my best for ya, but you should know that the guy in the movie who used my survival idea didn't fare too well..

 

Edited August 27, 2016 by LaBombo

[twinssporto]

I need to leave now.

[Aggies7]

Yeah, I'm no botanist but I'm sure they have it sorted. Kicking the CFL team out of there should help it.

When a Canadian football team is kicked out of somewhere, does the team land 10 yards shorter as well?

 

Get it?

[twinssporto]

Thanks for a great evening!

[twinssporto]

Go Twins!

[ashbury]

Seems like a waste of talent.

I know, but it's a lot easier to post a GIF than to think up something funny to write.

[twinssporto]

World Series next year!!!

 

500!!