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Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox, 6/12, 1:10CT


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Wasn't he the guy in charge of Faber College?

could be related.......

 

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http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/08/education/Dean-Wormer-The-Choice/Dean-Wormer-The-Choice-blog480.jpg

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I drink approximately 4 beers a year. It's how I afford the good stuff. 

Which solar system are you posting from, where your planet circles its star in only one day?

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Which solar system are you posting from, where your planet circles its star in only one day?

I gave up booze for ammunition. Amazingly, I get more bang for the buck.

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ugh.    now I gotta think about that.

 

And I am thinking about the expanding Universe and  where it expands to, with it's atoms and molecules.....*amn Twins, if they were what they should, be life would be so much easier.

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Let me see, two on, no outs...time to pop up a bunt and double off Mauer at First.

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ugh.    now I gotta think about that.

Better than thinking about the Twins and their atrocious record.

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http://www.seytlines.com/files/2014/12/carnacthemagnificent.jpg

 

Carnac: Buddy Boshers, Kevin Jepsen, and Terry Felton.

Ed: I am sure there is something important connecting these three gentlemen.

Carnac: I only divine the answer, I do not interpret.

Ed: So be it, Your Magnificence. Buddy Boshers, Kevin Jepsen, and Terry Felton.

Carnac: Name an Alabaman, a Californian, and a major league pitcher.

 

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I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

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The Twins got a cheap hit and a fielding assist. About time someone returned the favor, considering how generous the Twins have been this year.

 

By the way, that error should be on Ramirez. The ball was in the glove and it looked like Ramirez flipped it out as he followed through on the scoop.

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I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

To which she replied, "That's extra, because it requires a moose and a platypus."

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I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

Then after she clarified, you opted for Soup?

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Dean not afraid to pitch inside. Almost nicked the batter, Bradley, but it would have worked had he been able to find the plate on the outside, on either of the next two pitches. Unfortunately...

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