Article: Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 6/10 @ 7:10pm CT

[David HK]

Ouch, that injury report.  Hughes took that rocket off his knee, ouch!  And May with those back spasms from turning quickly to watch all those rockets he gave up, double ouch!

[Aggies7]

Ouch, that injury report.  Hughes took that rocket off his knee, ouch!  And May with those back spasms from turning quickly to watch all those rockets he gave up, double ouch!

The ol' sprained neck.

[Dr. Evil]

I remember before we got rid of Ortiz, seemed like every hit he got was clutch. I was pissed when he left.

[operation mindcrime]

Wtf!

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm pretty sure his editor doesn't really consider the situation a mentor/mentee thing. It's more of a punctuation matters thing.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotrminecraftmod/images/9/97/Why-punctuation-matters-meme.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150311234719

I think the editor tries to keep things in as much of a natural state as possible, so the purity of Brian can be well experienced. But every once in a while punctuation does matter.

 

That said the same thing.

 

Sometimes I'll repeat things for emphasis. 

 

I read it twice and I'm still not sure how punctuation will save the life of the family and dog. 

[spinowner]

Mauer catches that.

[Aggies7]

Haha cmon

[John Kelsey]

Can we put the "Park is better than Mauer at 1B" claims to rest now?

[HitInAPinch]

oh, lord....

[Squirrel]

Geez, damn it. Sigh.

[Squirrel]

Can we put the "Park is better than Mauer at 1B" claims to rest now?

That was never my claim, so it's already rested.

[Platoon]

I'm pretty sure his editor doesn't really consider the situation a mentor/mentee thing. It's more of a punctuation matters thing.http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotrminecraftmod/images/9/97/Why-punctuation-matters-meme.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150311234719

I think the editor tries to keep things in as much of a natural state as possible, so the purity of Brian can be well experienced. But every once in a while punctuation does matter.

No it doesn't?

[David HK]

Wow, Duff picked up Park there.  Good job, young man.

[HitInAPinch]

Fastball up and in, breaking ball low and away.  Classic!

ok, ok, not that low     LOL

[Aggies7]

Nicely done.

[Platoon]

Whew.  Being in farm country, I'm always concerned about cross pollination.

My brothers neighbor lady was doing that, she was cross pollinating with a friend, until her husband came home from work early one day.

[spinowner]

0-0 after 3 1/2. Good baseball.

[operation mindcrime]

How do I erase all my saved notifications?

[Platoon]

And the little score box has the Red Sox in red and the Twins in blue, making things a bit confusing to a 90-yr old with dementia.

I had always thought you were in your 60's!

[Aggies7]

How did grossman even hit that? Ball slid about 3 feet away

[Riverbrian]

 

No it doesn't?

 

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[spinowner]

Cmon, knucks, make a mistake. Spin one.

[Bark's Lounge]

Patrick Duffy did a great job there. I cannot wait till we play Dallas. That will be war!

[Squirrel]

Right there with you. 1925 and 1929.

Wow, mine too! And NE MN, too! What are the odds!

[Riverbrian]

 

0-0 after 3 1/2. Good baseball.

This Circus Boy Update was brought to you by White Castles... Slimy Tasty Little Burgers... I'll bet you can't eat just one. 

[Aggies7]

The base running on this team has been atrocious all year, but especially so recently. Taking us right out of innings.

[spinowner]

 

Wow, mine too! And NE MN, too! What are the odds!

Shouldn't questions end with question marks? Maybe you need to have Brian's editor check your work.

Edited June 11, 2016 by spinowner

[Platoon]

Suzuki just stopped Grossman in the dugout and asked what happened? Zuke hasn't seen anyone thrown out stealing lately!

[HitInAPinch]

I just don't believe that was a hit and run.  Knuckleballer is wild and call a hit and run???

 

Come to think of it, how slow do you gotta be to get thrown out with a knuckleballer on the mound?

[Riverbrian]

 

How do I erase all my saved notifications?