Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

A husband asks his wife, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
“If I died and you remarried,” the husband asks, “would he live in this house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would.”
“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,” the husband asks, “would he sleep in our bed?”
“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess he would.”
“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?”
“Oh, no!” the wife replies. “He’s left-handed!”

[Brock Beauchamp]

So, yeah.

 

Tyler Duffey.

[SwainZag]

This Duffey kid is growing on me

[Riverbrian]

 

This Duffey kid is growing on me

 

You are obviously some sort of incubator? 

[Squirrel]

So, yeah.

Tyler Duffey.

So, yeah ... what of it?

[USAFChief]

Just gettin' home from work.

 

How much are we down?

[Squirrel]

Love it ... Esco is saying '**** you for trading me'

[Squirrel]

Just gettin' home from work.

 

How much are we down?

I don't think we're down, I think we're happy.

[Riverbrian]

 

Love it ... Esco is saying '**** you for trading me'

 

"Thank" would be 5 asterisks. 

[Squirrel]

You know it's been almost 4 months, and I can still feel the shingles in my lower back and hip.

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't think we're down, I think we're happy.

 

The Prozac is kicking in

[Riverbrian]

 

You know it's been almost 4 months, and I can still feel the shingles in my lower back and hip.

 

You need a more accurate roofer

 

Ba Dum Tish

[SwainZag]

Eso-Bear sounds like quit the entertainer 

[Squirrel]

You need a more accurate roofer

 

Ba Dum Tish

I'm not liking that one.

[SwainZag]

Lol...Sale with zero muscle mass.  All tendons and ligaments.  We got jokes on the broadcast tonight.  

[Riverbrian]

 

Lol...Sale with zero muscle mass.  All tendons and ligaments.  We got jokes on the broadcast tonight.  

 

I think Jack was serious

[SwainZag]

Meet Jamie Hersch at 1 PM at the fair.......this doesn't sound like a bad day at the fair.

[DiscGolfer]

how can the Twins look so good against Sale, a legitimate Cy Young contender, but make some rookie making his first start look like Cy Young reincarnated.  Sometimes I just don't get it.

[Riverbrian]

 

how can the Twins look so good against Sale, a legitimate Cy Young contender, but make some rookie making his first start look like Cy Young reincarnated.  Sometimes I just don't get it.

 

I don't know but it's what makes baseball so beautiful

[DiscGolfer]

Does anybody really wear zubaz?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

KNOCK KNOCK

Who Dat?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Does anybody really wear zubaz?

every day

[SwainZag]

That pitch was closer than the pitch Hunter struck out looking on earlier.

[Riverbrian]

 

Does anybody really wear zubaz?

 

Not me... I typically don't wear pants. 

 

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[Puckett34]

 

Does anybody really wear zubaz?

No, the zubaz wear you.  At least in Soviet Russia that is the case.

[Squirrel]

Ugh. Get him out!

[SwainZag]

Come on Duffsie...let's find that control.

[Riverbrian]

I'm getting excited... I'm going to Buffalo on Saturday.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Not me... I typically don't wear pants. 

 

. 

you should try Zubaz, soft, comfy, and airy, almost like not wearing pants, but way more socially acceptable than tighty whiteys

[Squirrel]

Not me... I typically don't wear pants. 

 

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TMI!