Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 8/25 @ 6:10pm CT

[SydneyTwinsFan]

Cotts is fitting right in

[twinsnorth49]

 

3 runs is not enough for Duensing.

That's what I meant......sadly.

[Gibby]

Why is it only the 5th? Didnt this game start at 6?

[twinsnorth49]

Not happy that Italian fellow got hurt but somewhat happy he won't be walloping the ball again tonight........hopefully.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Why is it only the 5th? Didnt this game start at 6?

6, Yesterday

[LaBombo]

 

That's what I meant......sadly.

New TD game thread guideline:  if a post about the Twins' bullpen appears in any way to be positive or complimentary, it must contain the disclaimer "No, really!    I'm serious!" if it is real and/or serious.

Edited August 26, 2015 by LaBombo

[ScrapTheNickname]

“I suppose it is out of laziness that the world is the same day after day. Today it seemed to want to change. And then anything, anything could happen.”
        ― Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

[Gibby]

 

  Baby girl is playing against Peru tonight in Japan. Every match is at 10 pm or 4 am.

[USAFChief]

 

All this game needs now is Duensing.

There's almost no way to avoid it, is there?

[bird]

 

This should be Santana's last start of the season. I don't care how much money they gave him, he needs to be sent to the back of the bullpen.

 

 

Geez, how many bad pitchers can you HAVE in the back of a bullpen?

 

That's right, now I remember. It's eight. 

[JB_Iowa]

Astros 15, Yankees 0

[David HK]

 

If Ervin Santana calls Yankee Stadium a joke (which it is) I wonder what he is going to call Tropicana? A garbage dump? I guess we can have a contest to see who can come up with the best name.

Like all Twinks fans, I loathe losing to the likes of the Yanks.  But I equally hate losing to this team, non-major-league city, stupid nickname that was changed because, well, we can't speak of 'the Devil', ridiculous, horrible, worse-than-the-Metrodome stadium with the fake grass not a color found in nature, should have been contracted or at least the top of the list instead of the Twinkies back in the day, hack announcer named Dwayne-havin'....  should I continue?  If I do, I'm gonna have to start including my relaticks that live there...

[USAFChief]

 

  Baby girl is playing against Peru tonight in Japan. Every match is at 10 pm or 4 am.

Seems like they could narrow down the start time a bit tighter than that.

[David HK]

 

Astros 15, Yankees 0

Where's the "love" button?

[twinsnorth49]

 

There's almost no way to avoid it, is there?

No.....sadly

[LaBombo]

Outlandish prediction that might come true:    In a road game at a field with a short right field porch,  Miguel Sano will hit a check-swing home run.

[David HK]

OK, back to work.  But I'm calling the winning team with 12 runs today.  And I have no idea which team it will be.

[USAFChief]

So I'm standing in line, waiting to checkout at a local convenience store.  There's this duck ahead of me in line.  He gets to the checkout, and it's annoying as all heck...he has like 15 items, and just when he's all done and ready to leave, he looks back at the rack of "impulse purchase" items and grabs a tube of ChapStick.  

 

"Put it on my bill," he says.

[David HK]

Glad to see Poof's belly didn't prevent him from getting next to the rail for that catch.

[twinsnorth49]

Fien's got this.

[USAFChief]

Let's not stop at 10, boys.

[TwinsCD]

WOW...a shutout inning!!!  From Casey Fien!!!  

 

#stilltimetogetamegamillionsticket

[sampleSizeOfOne]

All this game needs now is Duensing.

"That's the one thing there's just

too little of..."

 

Sorry. It sounded like lyrics, what could i do?

[twinsnorth49]

 

So I'm standing in line, waiting to checkout at a local convenience store.  There's this duck ahead of me in line.  He gets to the checkout, and it's annoying as all heck...he has like 15 items, and just when he's all done and ready to leave, he looks back at the rack of "impulse purchase" items and grabs a tube of ChapStick.  

 

"Put it on my bill," he says.

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[Gibby]

Nothing like making the most of your opportunity.

[TwinsCD]

Cue that picture of the full buffet dish...AND LET ROSARIO EAT IT ALL!!!

[Squirrel]

So I'm standing in line, waiting to checkout at a local convenience store.  There's this duck ahead of me in line.  He gets to the checkout, and it's annoying as all heck...he has like 15 items, and just when he's all done and ready to leave, he looks back at the rack of "impulse purchase" items and grabs a tube of ChapStick.  

 

"Put it on my bill," he says.

I caught up on this game thread to read this?

 

Heh.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Rosario goes yard.

 

7-11 (or doubles?)

[bird]

 

  I found the right drug for my agita.

 

Why do I feel like I'm overhearing a conversation in the lobby of the assisted living hovel my mother-in-law so deservedly lives in?

[mickeymental]

fein's last six appearances: 7.2 ip, 0 r, 0 h, 0 bb, 5k.